Brace Yourselves, Deaths Are Coming

The general principles of life predict as much. Yep. Pretty standard.

(Source: reddit.com)

News: The Rocky Mountain Collegian is Now the Onion

All the news that’s fit to print.

News: The Prestigious New England Journal of Medicine

We all knew it was cumming.

Bitches Be Crazy Get ‘Em Spayed

The Animal Foundation does advertising the right way.

What’s Your Worst Escalator Story?

Always elevate

(Source: humortrain.com)

Tribute to Late Mad Libs Founder is Perfect

I find this FAT and VOCIFEROUS, or my name isn’t PORKY PIG.

(Source: reddit.com)

Involvement Fair a Success

Scary how someone could make this mistake, there hasn’t been an “Involvement Fair” in over forty years.

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10 Newspaper Headlines From The Looper Universe [CLICK FOR MORE]

Note: SPOILERS AHEAD (or behind, depending on your position in space-time that you reached illegally).

(Source: jest.com)

Hero

Courage comes in many different forms.

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Chick May Be Named After Dinosaur

Call me non-traditional but if I married Tahra Dactyl I wouldn’t mind taking her first and last name.

(Source: twitter.com)

Violent Sex Offender May Not Be That Violent

You can see the pure unadulterated, adorable evil in it’s eyes.

Election Survey Fail

I’m still undecided, but I think I’ll end up voting for No.

(Source: reddit.com)

“Freak Squirrel Accident” Threatens Life

This story will be passed down to generations at family reunions. May we never forget.

(Source: london24.com)

Wanted: Someone to Chew Hay for Horse

See, there’s plenty of jobs available if you know where to look.

(Source: wastetheday)

15 Prince Harry Headlines [Click to continue reading]

If you hadn’t already heard, Prince Harry was recently photographed buck naked in Vegas during a game of strip billiards. We here at CH assembled some headlines that didn’t quite make the (uncircumcised) cut.