Always inside our hearts and pants. Say goodbye to the other stuff you should throw out.

Obituaries for the Stuff You Should Throw Out [Click to pay your respects to all that have passed]

They may have lived short, unfulfilled lives but their memories will live on for eternity or till the end of this week.

What’s a Pope?

The very definition of unbiased.

Sisters Need to Stop Hitting Moose

Specific animal bloodlust is a recessive gene.

(Source: tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com)

What Was The Best Part of the Super Bowl Pie Chart Fail

I’d like to phone a friend.

(Source: reddit.com)

Darth Kickass

The Force is strong with this one.

(Source: reddit.com)

I’m in Love with a 3ft Statue of Adonis

Life fornicates art.

(Source: lolsnaps.com)

Woman Calls Police on Polite Man

Make sure to strike your attacker upon first friendly, normal greeting

(Source: reddit.com)

Man Who Murdered Wife Opens Lovely Restaurant

Some men just want to serve the community to the community.

I Think Wikipedia Has Become Self-Aware [Click for full article]

You know what else started out as a force for good? Skynet, that’s what.

Man Gets Icy Hot Revenge on Wife

Who uses a vibrator at 6:12 PM?

(Source: reddit.com)

Paper Thinks All Black and White People Look the Same

Normal Dave’s Horrifying Mid-Wife Services

His bed-side manner is gruff but respectful. 

(Source: reddit.com)

This Man Will Sniff Your Bike Seat

But just to make sure it’s safe. Don’t worry or anything.

(Source: reddit.com)

Brace Yourselves, Deaths Are Coming

The general principles of life predict as much. Yep. Pretty standard.

(Source: reddit.com)