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A witness at the scene observed the damage, and somberly said, “Zoinks.”

Guy Looks at Kids at a Learning Center All Day, Parents Are Dumb
Hasta la vista, babies.

Guy Looks at Kids at a Learning Center All Day, Parents Are Dumb

Hasta la vista, babies.

(Source: reddit.com)

Newspaper Writes Wittiest Bohemian Rhapsody Pun in Existence
No caption can do this literary art justice. 

Newspaper Writes Wittiest Bohemian Rhapsody Pun in Existence

No caption can do this literary art justice. 

(Source: reddit.com)

He’ll be the biggest hit at the party.

He’ll be the biggest hit at the party.

(Source: reddit.com)

Docs Turned Her Boob into a Cheeseburger
And how would you like your boobs cooked?

Docs Turned Her Boob into a Cheeseburger

And how would you like your boobs cooked?

(Source: getofftheinternerd)

Obituaries For Video Game Characters I Have Played Recently [Click for more]
You lost a lot of good men this year.

Obituaries For Video Game Characters I Have Played Recently [Click for more]

You lost a lot of good men this year.

Obituaries For Videogame Characters I Have Played Recently [Click for article]
Ask not for whom the red ring tolls, it tolls for the character you let die.

Obituaries For Videogame Characters I Have Played Recently [Click for article]

Ask not for whom the red ring tolls, it tolls for the character you let die.

Sweet Baby Jesus Check Out This F*cking Poncho
F*cking rain f*cking sucks, f*ck.

Sweet Baby Jesus Check Out This F*cking Poncho

F*cking rain f*cking sucks, f*ck.

(Source: reddit.com)

Butt Fingers
Weirdest. Hockey lockout. EVER.

Butt Fingers

Weirdest. Hockey lockout. EVER.

Even though we have Verizon Fios, which has a guide built right in, my parents insist on using the channel guide in the newspaper and reading it out loud to each other so they can decide what to watch.

Idiotech - TV Guide.
Devil Otter Ate My Minivan
Just another boring, mundane local news story that we can all relate to.

Devil Otter Ate My Minivan

Just another boring, mundane local news story that we can all relate to.

(Source: reddit.com)

Time Traveler’s Most Wanted [Click to continue[
Time travelers don’t just make history, they rewrite it.

Time Traveler’s Most Wanted [Click to continue[

Time travelers don’t just make history, they rewrite it.

Game Described as “Cunt-Throat”
That sounds unpleasant.

Game Described as “Cunt-Throat”

That sounds unpleasant.

(Source: reddit.com)

I asked my girlfriend for a newspaper and she said, “don’t be silly, use my iPad.” That spider has no idea what hit it.

uPick Jokes: “Success”

Steve Jobs would be so proud

(Source: collgehumor.com)

Worker Dead at Desk for Five Days
Work sucks, no one knows.

Worker Dead at Desk for Five Days

Work sucks, no one knows.