2. The Extensive Family Newsletter
A lot of things can happen over the course of a year and they’re going to share every single one of them with you. Promotions, vacations, and brief forays into taking a pottery class are described with thoroughness usually reserved for Faulkner novels. How many pages is this thing? Two pages is too many pages to feign interest in a 6th grader’s soccer season. And baby Katie’s favorite subject this year is math? Bullshit. Katie help set the table for Thanksgiving and that girl can’t count for shit.
(Source: College Humor)