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9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember
Laurleen’s tenure on The Simpsons was brief but soul crushing. She begins her arc as a struggling cocktail waitress who tries to seduce Homer (with a downright beautiful song) because he’s the only man that’s ever treated her with an ounce of respect. Homer eventually rejects her advances, and she apparently takes it pretty hard because the next time we see her, she’s clearly drunk and her voice actress has switched from Beverly D’Angelo, to the woman who does Lunchlady Dorris. (Note: Apparently she comes back in Season 19 but i’m not gonna talk about that because, well, fuck that…)
Key Line: ”I spent last night in a ditch.”

9 Simpsons Characters Who Are Way Darker Than You Remember

Laurleen’s tenure on The Simpsons was brief but soul crushing. She begins her arc as a struggling cocktail waitress who tries to seduce Homer (with a downright beautiful song) because he’s the only man that’s ever treated her with an ounce of respect. Homer eventually rejects her advances, and she apparently takes it pretty hard because the next time we see her, she’s clearly drunk and her voice actress has switched from Beverly D’Angelo, to the woman who does Lunchlady Dorris. (Note: Apparently she comes back in Season 19 but i’m not gonna talk about that because, well, fuck that…)

Key Line: ”I spent last night in a ditch.”

THIS is how you quit a job.

News Anchor Quits on the Air to Sell Weed

I like to imagine this is Chandler Bing and Janice.
Finish reading 9 Problems That Weren’t Solved by Advice Columns

I like to imagine this is Chandler Bing and Janice.

Finish reading 9 Problems That Weren’t Solved by Advice Columns

Bishops Agree That What the What?!

Bishops Agree That What the What?!

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Good Day NY’s “Name That Tune” Segment Regrettably Plays DMX’s “Suck My Dick” Lyric

The best part about a wholesome morning news show blasting DMX is how horrendously awkward their laughs are.

(Source: youtube.com)

Reality T.V. is so dumb. WAIT don’t change the channel, though, I want to see who the father is!

14 Ridiculously Stupid Reality TV Show Screenshots That Are Too Good to Be True

Rubber Cleavage Saves Lives

Join the fight against breast cancer. Grab a mike’s hard pink lemonade.

If she could actually use the computer this is what she’d write.

Finish reading If Your Mom Wrote the Huffington Post

Breaking News: Swans Not as Graceful as We Once Thought
You know when the kids are up your ass all day and you just need a break?

Breaking News: Swans Not as Graceful as We Once Thought

You know when the kids are up your ass all day and you just need a break?

News Troll Returns To Wreak Havok

Journalism at its most moving.

Previously on “Fuck Her Right in the Pussy” Guy…

(Source: youtube.com)

Fuck Truck News Blooper

In case of emergency, booty call 911.

(Source: youtube.com)

CNN Has Some Very Strong Opinions About Your Mom
CNN is all over coverage of your mom, or at least that’s what a new Twitter account is dedicating itself to. CNN Your Mom takes CNN headlines and infuses them with “your mom.” What we’re witnessing is the evolution of the “your mama” joke, people.
Now if you could kindly ask your mom to stop leaking into the harbor, we’d all appreciate it. 

CNN Has Some Very Strong Opinions About Your Mom

CNN is all over coverage of your mom, or at least that’s what a new Twitter account is dedicating itself to. CNN Your Mom takes CNN headlines and infuses them with “your mom.” What we’re witnessing is the evolution of the “your mama” joke, people.

Now if you could kindly ask your mom to stop leaking into the harbor, we’d all appreciate it. 

FOX News Commentator’s Freaky Doppelgänger
What fair and balanced features you have.

FOX News Commentator’s Freaky Doppelgänger

What fair and balanced features you have.

(Source: reddit.com)

Click to finish: 5 People Who Desperately Tried to Avoid Being on Camera

The best way to avoid being noticed is to DIVE DIVE DIVE.

(Source: College Humor)

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Man’s Reaction to Finding Out He’s Going to be a Grandpa is PRECIOUS

I’ll try to write a joke here once I’m done crying.