The Best TIME ‘Millennials’ Cover Parodies [Click for more]

TIME Magazine’s latest cover story, in which Millennials are labeled as “lazy, entitled narcissists who still live with their parents,” is merely the latest attempt by a publication to sell more copies by fanning the old generational warfare flame. The good thing is, we’re not going to let this piece fester in our minds until our blood boils (shudder). Instead, we can enjoy something else they gave us: a cover that’s pretty easy to Photoshop. While a couple of these fight back, the majority degenerate into what we do best: get silly.

Honestly though, it seems like they read our guide to Millennials before they wrote their piece.

Mother/Daughter Porn Duo Is a Pretty Big Nope

Happy belated Mother’s Day, America!

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Best Videos of the Week [Click to watch all]

Its been an awe-inspiring week of videos

Man Stabs Friend During Threesome

They should have agreed on a safety word.

(Source: izismile.com)

CNN News Anchor Pretends to Have Satellite Interview, in the Same Parking Lot [click to animate]

Classic CNN.

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Anonymous Admirer: Funky Chicken

It’s not a conventional sort of love, but it’s one I can understand.

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The 10 Funniest People Ever Interviewed on the Local News [Click to watch them all]

Can you match the quote to the interview?

• A) “Kapooyow!”
• B) “Smash! Smash! Suh-mash!”
• C) “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That!”
• D) “Reality hits you hard, bro.”
• E) “Hamburger, fries, and drink. I don’t even know where it’s at.”
• F) “Ya’ll need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband.”
• G) “Why don’t you walk the gunner?”
• H) “[The aliens] could be made of water, I don’t even know”
• I) “Who else seen the Leprechaun? Say Yeah!”
• J) “I knew something was wrong when a pretty little white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway!”

• 1) Sweet Brown & the Apartment Fire
• 2) Kai, the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker
• 3) Antoine Dodson: Bed Intruder
• 4) George Lindell, Crash Victim
• 5) Eric Hubbard, Tornado Survivor & Hamburger Eater
• 6) Leprechauns in Alabama [You better not get this one wrong]
• 7) Michelle Clark, Hail Storm Survivor
• 8) Strut That Ass
• 9) Charles Ramsey, the Cleveland Missing Teens Hero
• 10)”[The aliens] could be made of water, I don’t even know”

The 10 Funniest People Ever Interviewed on the Local News [Click to view all]

With the news breaking of Cleveland hero Charles Ramsey rescuing three women that had been missing for 10 years, as well as his subsequently brilliant and entertaining news interview, let’s take a look back at 9 other internet shooting stars who paved the way for his straight-to-autotune success, in reverse chronological order. First, today’s story.

Little Pretty White Girl (Cleveland Hero Autotuned Remix)

R-r-r-remix for all those little pretty white girls out there.

The original.

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Yay or Nay: Should Everyone Have a Gun? [Click to watch]

CollegeHumor’s making the decision, because apparently Congress can’t.

New Zealand, Stop Trying To Name Your Kids Anal

The fight to give anal a good name continues. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Cosmopolitan’s New Inner Beauty Issue [Click for full issue]

15 Sexy Ways to Stop Worrying About External Validation and MORE. 

The Saddest Police Report about Stolen Mail

SHH!  Yes, its the only logical explanation.

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IT’S FRIDAY! TREAT YOURSELF TO MORE VIDEOS

How Indiana Jones (Last Crusade) Should Have Ended - Now fix the entire Kingdom of the Crystal Skull please

The ArScheerio Paul Show (w/ Will Arnett) - Woot woot, what?

Puerto Rican News Anchor Just Kind of Loses It Bruce Almighty Style - This just in, I’m insane 

How Not to Start a Food Fight - REVOLUTION! Anybody? Hello?

Boss News Reporter Shuts Down Two Women Who Go in For a Kiss [Click to animate]

News comes first.

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