“A few years ago, New York City added lots of bike lanes in an effort to make the roads more environmentally supportive. Since then I have never ridden in a taxi without the cab driver pointing out that the bike lanes are taking up so much of the road that the world has become completely ruined. Traffic can’t function, the economy will soon collapse, and children no longer know right and wrong. I have been told that bike lanes are the worst thing to happen to this city while being driven by Ground Zero.”
For more: Regret Everything — You Hate My Bike
“I can’t see a bike without hearing harpsichord music and pining for penny candy. I’m confident if you bike far enough at one shot you will grow a handlebar mustache.”
For more: Regret Everything — You Hate My Bike
She’s back to solve America’s greatest problem…as soon as she finds out what it’s really called.
Stage 3: Anger - LOL, what the hell am I talking about? A grown man doesn’t talk like that!
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Stand clear of the Hov-ing door.
Filmed for a documentary, here he explains to an old woman that yes, he is famous.
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The CH Live show is TONIGHT at the UCB Theatre and tickets are ONLY $5!!!
Don’t miss the opportunity to see some great stand-up and improv.
Join us for our monthly Live Show hosted by the one and only Dan Gurewitch at the UCB Theatre. 3 Stand-Up routines + A Never-Before-Seen Hardly Working = A Solid Thursday night!
If you don’t come then you can consider this “relationship” over!
Guy with Ram Head Chilling Out on Mailbox
I thought you said this place does casual Fridays.
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Fake Celebrity Prank in New York City
Live each day like you’re a totally average person.
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I’d like to launch an awareness campaign aimed at rude New Yorkers, written in a style they’ll understand, so that one day, maybe, they won’t be quite so shitty.
I should note that most New Yorkers are completely wonderful, caring people. It’s just that some of us seem to enjoy the “New Yorkers are assholes” thing a bit too much.
