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I Wish This Neighborhood Stayed Exactly As Gentrified As It Was When I First Moved Here
Farewell, slightly gentrified, dirty-in-a-couple-parts neighborhood I fell in love with. Hello, sterile, impersonal, fully gentrified neighborhood of today.
I’ll never forget what a cool, character-having but still completely safe neighborhood this used to be back when I was growing up in the aughts (growing from age 24 to 28). There used to be three brunch places, one of which didn’t even have its own Yelp page (but us locals knew how to find it). Now there’s SEVEN good brunch places, and choosing between them is a big ordeal every week, and “Spoon” doesn’t even include a mimosa with their $12 brunch option, and stupid “Oeuf” ALWAYS has a big line even when I get there at, like, friggin’ 3:30. When did my neighborhood get overrun by these Yuppie wannabes INSTAGRAMMING their dumb food while I’m trying to focus on my review for my French Toast Tumblr? Keep Reading

I Wish This Neighborhood Stayed Exactly As Gentrified As It Was When I First Moved Here

Farewell, slightly gentrified, dirty-in-a-couple-parts neighborhood I fell in love with. Hello, sterile, impersonal, fully gentrified neighborhood of today.

I’ll never forget what a cool, character-having but still completely safe neighborhood this used to be back when I was growing up in the aughts (growing from age 24 to 28). There used to be three brunch places, one of which didn’t even have its own Yelp page (but us locals knew how to find it). Now there’s SEVEN good brunch places, and choosing between them is a big ordeal every week, and “Spoon” doesn’t even include a mimosa with their $12 brunch option, and stupid “Oeuf” ALWAYS has a big line even when I get there at, like, friggin’ 3:30. When did my neighborhood get overrun by these Yuppie wannabes INSTAGRAMMING their dumb food while I’m trying to focus on my review for my French Toast Tumblr? Keep Reading

You Came To The Wrong Neighborhood, Human

Get the hoof out of here.

(Source: youtube.com)

You’ll Probably Want to Avoid Harms Way
This is right next to Your Probably Going to Die Road.

You’ll Probably Want to Avoid Harms Way

This is right next to Your Probably Going to Die Road.

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Better Sale Competes with Sale
You just got bitch-slapped by the invisible hand.

Better Sale Competes with Sale

You just got bitch-slapped by the invisible hand.

(Source: humortrain.com)

The 10 People Who Open the Door While You’re Trick-Or-Treating (Click to check out the rest)
"It’s, uh, Halloween eh?"

The 10 People Who Open the Door While You’re Trick-Or-Treating (Click to check out the rest)

"It’s, uh, Halloween eh?"

(Source: College Humor)