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What you call madness was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.

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Need advice on filling out a winning bracket for March Madness? Are you single and having trouble finding the right person? I don’t have time to answer all of your questions for either of those subjects so instead I’m going to give you some tips that apply for both. You can decide for yourself if the advice is for your bracket or your love life.
Tip 1: Accept that the odds are against you 
First things first, you need to accept reality: you don’t stand a chance. Accept that there are experts out there who have spent many long nights in bed gathering statistics by watching and studying game tape. Mathematically, it doesn’t make sense that you become a winner, but math only has so much influence. The human element involved makes everything unpredictable so prepare for the worst, but get ready for a wild ride full of upsets and Cinderellas. Tip 
2: Nobody is perfect 
You don’t have to get everything right in order to be a winner this spring. In fact, the odds of everything being perfect are stacked against you and unrealistic to begin with. The media makes you think that everything has to be perfect but very few people ever actually achieve perfection—and they probably cheated in one way or another. This is real life and it’s different. Look at your parents: do they have everything perfect? No, and they have been doing this a lot longer than you. Give yourself a break and just choose what makes you happy. Also, don’t pick any 16’s: they have never won ever and it’s a federal offense in most states.
Finish reading 5 Tips To Improve Your NCAA Bracket AND Your Love Life

Need advice on filling out a winning bracket for March Madness? Are you single and having trouble finding the right person? I don’t have time to answer all of your questions for either of those subjects so instead I’m going to give you some tips that apply for both. You can decide for yourself if the advice is for your bracket or your love life.

Tip 1: Accept that the odds are against you

First things first, you need to accept reality: you don’t stand a chance. Accept that there are experts out there who have spent many long nights in bed gathering statistics by watching and studying game tape. Mathematically, it doesn’t make sense that you become a winner, but math only has so much influence. The human element involved makes everything unpredictable so prepare for the worst, but get ready for a wild ride full of upsets and Cinderellas. Tip

2: Nobody is perfect

You don’t have to get everything right in order to be a winner this spring. In fact, the odds of everything being perfect are stacked against you and unrealistic to begin with. The media makes you think that everything has to be perfect but very few people ever actually achieve perfection—and they probably cheated in one way or another. This is real life and it’s different. Look at your parents: do they have everything perfect? No, and they have been doing this a lot longer than you. Give yourself a break and just choose what makes you happy. Also, don’t pick any 16’s: they have never won ever and it’s a federal offense in most states.

Finish reading 5 Tips To Improve Your NCAA Bracket AND Your Love Life

5 Tips To Improve Your NCAA Bracket AND Your Love Life »
WOW did you see Obama’s Bracket?? This is gonna be bad

WOW did you see Obama’s Bracket?? This is gonna be bad

Jake and Amir: March Madness Pt. 7 

The march towards madness continues.

Drunk Papa John Meme [Click for more garlic sauce]

He’s impersonating how all Papa John’s customers look when ordering. 

Make your own and send to general@collegehumor.com - There’s no free pizza involved, but I’ll eat one for you.

10 Real Life Mascots for Your College Sporting Event

Do I have to root for you?

The Happiest Celebration GIFs from March Madness, So Far [Click for all]

They take winning very seriously.

10 Real LIfe Mascots for Your College Sporting Event

I think I’ll just cheer for the other team

Greatest Miami Basketball Photobomb [Click to animate]
Peekaboo.  I see The U

Greatest Miami Basketball Photobomb [Click to animate]

Peekaboo.  I see The U

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What Kind Of Basketball Are You Watching? [Click for more]
Sometimes all you need is a flowchart to figure things out.

What Kind Of Basketball Are You Watching? [Click for more]

Sometimes all you need is a flowchart to figure things out.

The 8 People Competing in Your NCAA Bracket [Click for full bios]
Know thy enemy

The 8 People Competing in Your NCAA Bracket [Click for full bios]

Know thy enemy

Screencap: You Can’t Drive

Screencap: You Can’t Drive

"The Fray" Makes America Sad With Their Rendition of The National Anthem

They may have gotten the words right, but they did them so wrong.

(Source: College Humor)