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America Sucks Less is Your New National Anthem

With NSA spying, drone strikes and war, America isn’t the shining beacon of hope it used to be. But it could be worse. We could be anywhere else. Leave it to country music to find a way to stay patriotic in these dark times.

The Worst National Anthem Ever Supercut

They should have just recited “The Pledge of Allegiance,” or never agreed to do anything like this at all.

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Star Spangled Banner Cymbal Fail and Save

Land of the free, home of the NICE SAVE.

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Memorial Cup Cringe-Worthy National Anthem Fail

She was just making sure we understood the words.  

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A White House Petition To Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition” The National Anthem
This official White House petition to change the National Anthem to R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” already has 5,000 signatures and only needs another 90+ thousand to reach its goal, at which point, if I understand correctly how government works, it will officially become the new National Anthem!

A White House Petition To Make R. Kelly’s “Ignition” The National Anthem

This official White House petition to change the National Anthem to R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” already has 5,000 signatures and only needs another 90+ thousand to reach its goal, at which point, if I understand correctly how government works, it will officially become the new National Anthem!

Prank News Network: Changing the National Anthem, Chris Brown Supports the Blade Runner & more

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Comedian National Anthem

Stand-up out of respect.

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Little Girl Butchers The National Anthem

Yeah, “brave” is one way to describe it.

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God Bless American Last Note Fail

Great, we’re all Canadian now.

Just Bob Saget Singing The National Anthem

Somewhere, Uncle Joey is shedding a silent tear.

Kazakhstan National Anthem Fail

It could have been worse. They could’ve played the Kazakhstani National Anthem. That song is bor-ing.

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