Someone Thought it Was a Good Idea to Do This to Their Toes

Super cute AND protects against predators!

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Nail Salon Called “Nail Me Good”

They also own a massage parlor called Rub One Out  

(Source: College Humor)

Dating, It’s Complicated: Issue 118

So my ex used to have a habit of biting her nails. One time during a pretty intense make-out session I started to choke on one of her prechewed fingernails…. make-out session over.

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(Source: College Humor)