What You’re Saying with your Drug Choice [Click for more]

You know, besides “I’m high!”

“Psychedelic mushrooms have taken my friends on what they describe as ‘mental odysseys’ where they are ‘transported to another world.’ I guess my brain doesn’t have the right passport because after scarfing a generous handful of them the only side effect I noticed was at night I will have pronounced dreams about rectangles. Friendly ones.”

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Stoned Ape Theory

It’s the miracle of high.

(Source: youtube.com)

Strange Mushroom Guide Book

First step is going alone into the middle of the woods with no flashlight at 1 AM. 

(Source: reddit.com)

this is how we trip at school

Peach and Zelda: Boyfriends- Never insult another woman’s plumber.

(Source: College Humor)