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"Cold Blooded Christmas Song" (by The League's Jon Lajoie)

Hey, Santa’s basically a home intruder in red.

And check out more Jon Lajoie on CollegeHumor.

The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist [Click to continue reading]
Pro: Never Need a Pen AgainIt’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times.
Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional DamageArtists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. Also, let’s not forget the public displays of “fuck you” in the form of song, beat poem, blog post, etc. depending on the artist’s medium.
Pro: Never Need Help With Your Computer AgainBecause of the exploratory nature of most artists, they generally know their way around a Macbook.
Con: You Will Be Murdered In Your Own HomeBecause of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies. You’ll be holding hands as you walk through a quiet park in the summer twilight and they will look at you and whisper something like, “I’ve never felt this way before.”
This may seem like a beautiful sentiment but what they really mean is that they have never before felt this hunger – this insatiable lust – for murder. [Keep Reading]

The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist [Click to continue reading]

Pro: Never Need a Pen Again
It’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times.

Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional Damage
Artists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. Also, let’s not forget the public displays of “fuck you” in the form of song, beat poem, blog post, etc. depending on the artist’s medium.

Pro: Never Need Help With Your Computer Again
Because of the exploratory nature of most artists, they generally know their way around a Macbook.

Con: You Will Be Murdered In Your Own Home
Because of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies. You’ll be holding hands as you walk through a quiet park in the summer twilight and they will look at you and whisper something like, “I’ve never felt this way before.”

This may seem like a beautiful sentiment but what they really mean is that they have never before felt this hunger – this insatiable lust – for murder. [Keep Reading]

Time Traveler’s Most Wanted [Click to continue[
Time travelers don’t just make history, they rewrite it.

Time Traveler’s Most Wanted [Click to continue[

Time travelers don’t just make history, they rewrite it.

CPR is Scary
You’re next.

CPR is Scary

You’re next.

(Source: reddit.com)

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Killer Student Loans: A Horror Story

Payback is a non-existent bitch.

(Source: youtube.com)

Accurate Wizard of Oz Description
I didn’t realize Wizard of Oz was a horror movie.

Accurate Wizard of Oz Description

I didn’t realize Wizard of Oz was a horror movie.

(Source: reddit.com)

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Mitt Romney Murders Big Bird

Good thing Oscar has his trash can to hide in.

(Source: youtube.com)

So I met this girl online, and we were doing a lot of chatting, just getting-to-know you kind of stuff. After awhile of getting a feel for each others’ personalities, we get into specifics of lifestyle and such, and I tell her, “I don’t drink, smoke, swear, do drugs, or mass murder.” She instantly responds back with, “I don’t drink, smoke, swear, do drugs, and you’ll never find the bodies.” I think I’m in love…

Almost Reading: “The Ultimate Facebook Status Update” [Click to continue reading]
Who can get more “likes”…the old-fashioned way.

Almost Reading: “The Ultimate Facebook Status Update” [Click to continue reading]

Who can get more “likes”…the old-fashioned way.

(Source: College Humor)

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

Fresh off the All-Nighter presses: Hardly Working: Mexican Standoff

It’s a classic mano y mano, no matter how hard you try. 

Life is Weird
So is this comic strip. Enjoy!

Life is Weird

So is this comic strip. Enjoy!

(Source: College Humor)


Book Titled “Dressed Up for Murder” Depicts Man in Chipmunk Suit

Not how I would have chosen to dress up for murder, but then I’m not a murderer, so what do I know?

Not how I would have chosen to dress up for murder, but then I’m not a murderer, so what do I know?

(Source: College Humor)

Cool Pranks for Cats [click for more]

Cool Pranks for Cats [click for more]

(Source: College Humor)

Amazing Super Powers: Checking Account

Amazing Super Powers: Checking Account

(Source: College Humor)

I’ll Kill Your Family Decal
All you have to do is axe.

I’ll Kill Your Family Decal

All you have to do is axe.

(Source: College Humor)