Batman vs. The Penguin (with Patton Oswalt)
Guns don’t kill people. Batman does.
Less Guns, More Punching [Click to watch]
It’s time to stop cracking jokes, and start building a national movement (by cracking jokes).
![15 Gnarly Pictures of Snowman Gore [Click for full gallery]
In the criminal justice system, Calvin and Hobbes-based offenses are considered especially heinous.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/e06c58210b969f07c8fdaff13013b60b/tumblr_mh5j1h4Enf1qasthro1_500.gif)
15 Gnarly Pictures of Snowman Gore [Click for full gallery]
In the criminal justice system, Calvin and Hobbes-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
![15 Gnarly Pictures of Snowman Gore [Click for full gallery]
Looks like this one’s a…cold case.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/c64f471d7b69e328aee2721785655300/tumblr_mh5k5gpp5n1qasthro1_500.gif)
Top 10 Ways to Destroy a Snowman
Just because he’s made of water doesn’t mean it’s not murder.
(Source: youtube.com)
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15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate To Say [Click for full article]
Man Who Murdered Wife Opens Lovely Restaurant
Some men just want to serve the community to the community.
“Cold Blooded Christmas Song” (by The League’s Jon Lajoie)
Hey, Santa’s basically a home intruder in red.
And check out more Jon Lajoie on CollegeHumor.
![The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist [Click to continue reading]
Pro: Never Need a Pen AgainIt’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times.
Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional DamageArtists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. Also, let’s not forget the public displays of “fuck you” in the form of song, beat poem, blog post, etc. depending on the artist’s medium.
Pro: Never Need Help With Your Computer AgainBecause of the exploratory nature of most artists, they generally know their way around a Macbook.
Con: You Will Be Murdered In Your Own HomeBecause of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies. You’ll be holding hands as you walk through a quiet park in the summer twilight and they will look at you and whisper something like, “I’ve never felt this way before.”
This may seem like a beautiful sentiment but what they really mean is that they have never before felt this hunger – this insatiable lust – for murder. [Keep Reading]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d235c8d1ea5c451fca48cc2d6f44cd9/tumblr_mem8tqs7751qasthro1_500.jpg)
The Pros and Cons of Dating an Artist [Click to continue reading]
Pro: Never Need a Pen Again
It’s like they come with a kit! Every artist is permanently equipped with writing instruments at all times.
Con: Unforgivably Vicious Emotional Damage
Artists are unforgiving bastards and will viciously tear your heart out. Breakups usually include personal possessions being hurled into the street, personal possessions being set on fire in the street, and personal possessions being defecated on, on fire, in the street. Also, let’s not forget the public displays of “fuck you” in the form of song, beat poem, blog post, etc. depending on the artist’s medium.
Pro: Never Need Help With Your Computer Again
Because of the exploratory nature of most artists, they generally know their way around a Macbook.
Con: You Will Be Murdered In Your Own Home
Because of their unyielding fascination and romanticization of death, you will probably be the vessel through which they live out their sick homicidal fantasies. You’ll be holding hands as you walk through a quiet park in the summer twilight and they will look at you and whisper something like, “I’ve never felt this way before.”
This may seem like a beautiful sentiment but what they really mean is that they have never before felt this hunger – this insatiable lust – for murder. [Keep Reading]
Time Traveler’s Most Wanted [Click to continue[
Time travelers don’t just make history, they rewrite it.
Accurate Wizard of Oz Description
I didn’t realize Wizard of Oz was a horror movie.
(Source: reddit.com)
