New Porn Site Features I Wish Existed [Click for more]

No more NSFW! This feature finally makes touchy time possible right in front of Craig.

Cee Lo - All I Need Is Love (ft. The Muppets)

I see you drivin’ round town with the pig I love, and I’m like frog you.

(Source: youtube.com)

The Ermahgerd Song ft. Hayley Williams and Swedish Chef 

Fernehrly!

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The Biggest Crush of All-Time [Click to see full results]

Everyone had crushes growing up, including your favorite fictional characters. But whose crush was the best?

The CollegeHumor Costume Contest Winners! [Click for full results]

We just hope Edward Scissorhands didn’t hook up with anyone that night.

10 Ways to Make the Presidential Debates More Exciting [Click to continue reading]

The Internet Enjoyed the Presidential Debate [Click to view full gallery]

As two powerful men clashed in a theater in the great state of Colorado to hash out political problems facing our nation and thus help to forge its future, nerds got busy on the interwebs.

Sesame Street: Birdwalk Empire

As if Steve Buscemi could get any cuter.

(Source: youtube.com)

Elmo Crucified in Department Store

Forgive them; they know not that that tickles hoo hoo HA HA! HA HA HA!

(Source: reddit.com)

You voted on the Best Fan Favorite TV Character [Click to see the full results]

Vote now for the ‘Best Fan Favorite TV Character’

They say TV makes you stupid, so quickly, use your last remaining brain cells to rank its stars.

The official voting period ends Saturday September 8, 2012 at 12:00AM so get your votes in now.

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Check out Jest’s Breaking Bad Fandom Fan Art to see all the best mashups of Walt, Jesse, and meth with Twilight, Super Mario, Muppets and more.

The Longest Blooper Reel in Muppet History

“Yay!”

Muppet Teens 

Just because they’re puppets doesn’t mean they’ll do whatever you want, dude.

Statler and Waldorf Heckle Your Driving

“Hey, your driving’s not half bad”

“Yeah, it’s all bad”

“Ho ho ho ho ho”