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Finish reading What People Say to You After Their Exams, and What They Really Mean

(Source: College Humor)

1. I would totally win that ——- contest, if I weren’t ——-.
A. wet t-shirt contest . . such a dedicated nudist
B. spelling . . flarg
C. meditation . . so damn angry
D. unicorn riding . . hallucinating
E. three-legged race . . a squid