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Mullets do not spare the rich or the poor. We are all equal prey in the mullet’s eyes. Mullets can happen to anyone, anywhere. Even the famous.

10 Perfect Pictures of Celebrities Who Had Mullets When They Were Young

The Only True Horoscopes You’ll Ever Read for Whatever Day it is You’re Reading This

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Aries: The dumbass elements outweigh the ironic elements, so that mullet is going to have to go.

Taurus: Be honest with yourself. Your favorite coat isn’t shrinking.

Gemini: The reason you have no friends is because you say things like “The Tree of Life is the greatest piece of art since the release of Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian.”

Cancer: You’ll quote an entire Emily Dickinson poem from memory and then spend the rest of the day hate-eating a whole large pizza.

Leo: We can’t believe we have to tell you this, but your political science degree does not make you a scientist.

Virgo: You’re an adult now. If you want to belt out “Like a Virgin” with Madonna at the Super Bowl halftime show, that’s your business.

Libra: It’s really amazing how many grandmas you have, let alone that they all died in one semester

Scorpio: We know you and your significant other really enjoy Mexican food, but c’mon… don’t ruin your first night together!

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The Most Confusing Haircut You’ve Ever Seen
Business in the front, horse mane in the back.

The Most Confusing Haircut You’ve Ever Seen

Business in the front, horse mane in the back.

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