Matthew McConaughey has never stood up completely straight in his life. My guess: crippling scoliosis.
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… and it’s awesome. Pack it up, cosplayers, there’s no point in even working on your costume for this year’s Comic-Con. Because one man has already created costumes for the best comic book, Pokemon and Disney characters. Granted, most of his costumes are made with garbage, but he made them nonetheless. Man, did Ridley Scott waste way too much money on Alien, all the guy needed was a black trash bag, smh.
"Sweetheart, you have my cookies taped below your googly eyes. Technically, you do work for me.”
Let’s play Oscar Bingo tonight! Print this out. Winner gets to host next year.
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The Avengers in 1978 VS. 2012
Looks like it only took 34 years to make Ironman look cool.
Some dreams do come true.