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Holy SHIT! The Trailer Park Boys have a new movie - Swearnet

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Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.
ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.
 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.
 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.
ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

 Finish reading If “50 Shades Of Grey” Were A Cinemax Movie

Interior: Giant Shower With Unfrosted Glass On All Four Sides Somehow.ANASTASIA STEELE, a busty half-Asian Student / Journalist / Cop-Scientist is showering for five and a half minutes while the Opening Credits Roll. Royalty-free cool-Jazz background music is playing, indicating that something SEXY is happening in 1997 or you’re in the bathroom at a W Hotel.

ANASTASIA towels herself off and exits the bathroom. Her roommate KATE, a petite but busty blond 36-year-old college student is laying on her bed in a tight yellow cocktail dress, masturbating. KATE is startled.

 ANASTASIA

Hey there Kate. I see you’re having fun.

 KATE

What can I say, Ana, ever since I started dating Mike, I’m just too hot and bothered all the time, I just want everyone. And I mean… everyone.

KATE lovingly caresses ANA’s towel.

 ANASTASIA (Lovingly)

Lucky you. Ever since Dave and I broke up, I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever get touched again. Except by you, haha.

KATE

Fuck Dave. He was a shit.

ANA playfully pushes KATE’S hand away and they both laugh, then lock eyes. They caress their faces together. The mood turns erotic.

ANASTASIA

Before we do this, I have to tell you — I’ve only been with another woman one other time today.

 Finish reading If “50 Shades Of Grey” Were A Cinemax Movie

The Proper Way to End Your Film

And the Oscar goes to…

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I’ve already seen all of those.

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A Brief History of Pretty Much Everything: a Stop Motion Notebook Animation

Oops. I blinked and missed the Bronze Age.

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Click to finish: Bachelor Parties in Movies vs. Real Life

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Click to finish: How to Be A Hacker In A 90’s Movie

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Some things get better with time. Like Alyssa Milano’s fashion. 

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Genius Matt Damon Video Shelf

It’s refreshing to know that one deformed puppet can overshadow a career of greatness.

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Frozen Meets GTA IV

Guilty of breaking and entering our hearts.

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Trailer for Worst Christmas Movie Ever

It’s definitely a Christmas movie.

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Daria Movie Trailer (with Aubrey Plaza) [Click to watch]
Wait till you see her glasses case.

Daria Movie Trailer (with Aubrey Plaza) [Click to watch]

Wait till you see her glasses case.

Daria Movie Trailer (with Aubrey Plaza)

Daria Morgendorffer returns to Lawndale and discovers her shallow classmates have grown into shallow adults. See Aubrey Plaza in “The To Do List" in theaters this Friday, July 26th!

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Daria Movie Trailer (with Aubrey Plaza)

Daria Morgendorffer returns to Lawndale and discovers her shallow classmates have grown into shallow adults. See Aubrey Plaza in “The To Do List”: in theaters this Friday, July 26th!

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Epic Reaction to Lion King Random Death

This is the video they’re watching

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