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This “vintage” Sun-Maid package may be a “great original piece of American History,” but something about it just looks a little, I dunno, EXACTLYTHE SAME AS RAISIN CONTAINERS IN 2013. Adding insult to injury, the seller doesn’t answer the most important question of all: are the raisins still inside???? I’m so hungry.
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Lebron James’ Old Underpants, $2,323.23 (Buy it here.)
Talk about playing for the Heat, right ladies?? (No, I don’t know what I mean either.) Anyway, despite the adorable pricing of the panties at 23-23 and 23 cents, these are almost definitely not Lebron James’ real underpants. According to the description, the seller got them from the car trunk of a guy who “said he was the laundry boy for the Cavs” and “LBJ with the number 23 is written on the tag.” Pull on your welding goggles, y’all, because that proof sounds IRONCLAD. Keep the spending spree going with more expensive pieces of eBay junk.
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On his first day as a CollegeHumor employee, Dreadlocked Banana is doing just fine. We knew he’d be a great fit to our team and we were willing to pay a handome transfer fee ($2600 + an Xbox 360) for him. Here are a couple snapshots from his first day at work.
I worked at a store for a few months, nothing out of the blue. As time went on tasks became more and more weirder. It used to ‘Get stock’….’Thanks’ then it was ‘could you count the trolleys please? cheers’ then I had to check a fuse, guess how that went. Soon time went on and I noticed they pay wasn’t matching the agreed contract. 4.98 was meant to be my pay but I got 3.69. So I complained and they said it went well according to them, but I knew something was up. So I left and started bugging the company. Turned out it was the company’s fault, wrong contract. So now im stuck with NOT getting the pay that I thought id be getting but now they owe me holiday pay AND compensation. Now they know how it feels to get fucked over. – - Connor H
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Anything is possible when you’re flying thousands of feet in the sky at hundreds of miles an hour. Almost. Find out which ones are real.