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8 D-LISH Autumn Lattes, And How To Justify Paying $5 For Them

8 D-LISH Autumn Lattes, And How To Justify Paying $5 For Them

Why It Motivates You: Not all motivators have to be negative. If our country’s ongoing obesity epidemic is any indicator, the prospect of having something tasty to munch on is one of the best way to get us up off our fat asses. Think about it. If you smelled bacon cooking from the next room over, would you ignore it? Of course not. You’d drop what you were doing and immediately go investigate it because that’s human nature.

How It Works: Though most of us aren’t lucky enough to have someone wake us up with the smell of sizzling bacon wafting from the kitchen, we are lucky enough to live in a golden age of food laziness, and have easy access to technologies that can easily approximate such a lovely scene. Using food delivery services like Seamless as a template, the food alarm would have you floating out of bed like you’re a cartoon dog that’s just gotten a whiff of a pie. Just place your order and the time you want to get up, and the next morning, a delivery man will greet you with a bag full of deliciousness, instantly transforming you into a morning person.

Finish reading —>¬†5 Alarm Clocks That Would Totally Motivate You to Get Up

"Yo Judas you’re on Venmo right?"

Finish reading Famous Moments in History On Venmo

The Cringiest Human Being in the World Needs a Roommate.
He’s rich, he lifts, AND he knows Pete Carroll??!!? TRIPLE THREAT ALERT.

The Cringiest Human Being in the World Needs a Roommate.

He’s rich, he lifts, AND he knows Pete Carroll??!!? TRIPLE THREAT ALERT.

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SNL’s “When Will the Bass Drop?” Welcomes Back The Lonely Island (& Lil Jon)

Turn down for just one more minute, please.

(Source: youtube.com)

Thank goodness this flowchart is free.

Finish reading the Flowchart: Should You Pick Up the Check?

Flowchart: Should You Tip Your Delivery Driver?

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Honest Ramen Noodles
Now with extra aspirin and antidepressants.

Honest Ramen Noodles

Now with extra aspirin and antidepressants.

(Source: reddit.com)

How to Turn a Block of Wood into a Box of Cash
I guess it does grow on trees.

How to Turn a Block of Wood into a Box of Cash

I guess it does grow on trees.

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Flowchart: Do You Need to Buy This Person a Christmas Present?

Flowchart: Do You Need to Buy This Person a Christmas Present?