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I wasn’t crying during the movie, I just had something in my eyes…sadness.

I got a very distressed text from my mother that she was “somewhere she didn’t want to be and didn’t know how to get out.” She had tried to check herself into the restaurant she and my dad were eating at using the location setting on her Facebook status, but had instead checked herself into the Hindu temple across the street by mistake.

My mom always covers up her webcam because she “doesn’t want the internet to see her”.

Whenever my mom gets a text she will call the person to let them know she is going to reply.

License Plate Says Either Nicest Mom or Incest Mom
Either way, your mom still sucks, Andrew.

License Plate Says Either Nicest Mom or Incest Mom

Either way, your mom still sucks, Andrew.

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My mom loves pinterest… she gets on there, finds pictures she likes, right clicks to save to a folder on her computer, and then prints them out and puts them in an inspiration binder—she doesn’t actually pin anything. She recently came to visit and wanted to do some crafting and was upset that she forgot her “pinterest binder” at home with all her ideas in it.

My mom thinks USB’s are whistles…like the kind gym teachers use.

My mom refuses to speak normally when using Skype or any other video chat client. I can hear her shouting every single time she’s using it and I begged her to stop. However, I’ve noticed that she doesn’t shout when it’s a local call. I guess she thinks that when the distance between her and the person increases, the connection will be ‘weaker’ and thus the need for the shouting. Help me.

Always Wash Your Butt 
You can never escape your mother’s suggestions, even if you send her to go work in a factory.

Always Wash Your Butt

You can never escape your mother’s suggestions, even if you send her to go work in a factory.

Mom Takes Office Quote Too Seriously

Michael Scott is a wise man.

Mom Takes Office Quote Too Seriously
Michael Scott is a wise man.

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My mom says “Well why don’t you just Google it on Youtube?”


Dual Use Massager

"Better than a scented candle" - moms everywhere

"Better than a scented candle" - moms everywhere

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Mother’s Day MILF

Give your mom the most special gift of all this Mother’s Day: your boyfriend.

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Infamous Mother’s Day Cards [click for more]

Infamous Mother’s Day Cards [click for more]

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Jake and Amir: Mother’s Day

There’s nothing stronger than a mother’s love. But I’ve been working out.

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