What a MILF (Mother I’d Like to Facebook-Block).
This 21-year-old living at home records his mom walking in his room talking about replacing his lamp, for four minutes. Exciting stuff. This is your life. Kill me now.
Mom Reviews: HP Deskjet 1000 Series home office printer [Click for full review]
I regret to inform you that this product is neither dependable nor consistently plugged in. Who keeps unplugging it? Not me.
After prompt installation by my interweb facebook guru son, Jake, I expected such a nice looking device to produce sensational results. Boy, was I wrong! After asking Jakey, the tech genius, how to select a photo of our dogs he stormed out of the room. I don’t know why. I only asked him 3 or 8 times. [Keep Reading]
“My mom just finished her first semester of college and is starting her second one. Yesterday she said she was too tired to stay up and “double space her paper.” Apparently, until this point, when she finished writing a paper she would go through and literally press enter after every line.”
This is a valuable lesson about hating your mom forever.
It’s the thought that counts. Also the insurance policy.
Screencap: Mom Doesn’t Approve of Your New App
If Your Dad Wrote TV Titles Part II [Click to continue]
The real Sherlock would’ve known which one to watch.
Almost Reading: 10 Secret Body Parts You Didn’t Know You Had [Click to continue]
I wasn’t crying during the movie, I just had something in my eyes…sadness.
“I got a very distressed text from my mother that she was “somewhere she didn’t want to be and didn’t know how to get out.” She had tried to check herself into the restaurant she and my dad were eating at using the location setting on her Facebook status, but had instead checked herself into the Hindu temple across the street by mistake.”
“My mom always covers up her webcam because she “doesn’t want the internet to see her”.”