“My mom just finished her first semester of college and is starting her second one. Yesterday she said she was too tired to stay up and “double space her paper.” Apparently, until this point, when she finished writing a paper she would go through and literally press enter after every line.”

“I got a very distressed text from my mother that she was “somewhere she didn’t want to be and didn’t know how to get out.” She had tried to check herself into the restaurant she and my dad were eating at using the location setting on her Facebook status, but had instead checked herself into the Hindu temple across the street by mistake.”

“My mom always covers up her webcam because she “doesn’t want the internet to see her”.”

“Whenever my mom gets a text she will call the person to let them know she is going to reply.”

“My mom loves pinterest… she gets on there, finds pictures she likes, right clicks to save to a folder on her computer, and then prints them out and puts them in an inspiration binder—she doesn’t actually pin anything. She recently came to visit and wanted to do some crafting and was upset that she forgot her “pinterest binder” at home with all her ideas in it.”

“My mom thinks USB’s are whistles…like the kind gym teachers use.”