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I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis [Click for full post]
Thanks for sending me that picture of your penis! It really brightened my day!It’s funny, I was just sitting here thinking of you when my phone beeped, and suddenly, there it was — an e-mail from you with that telltale photo attachment, cleverly titled “monster.jpeg”.I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but your penis really brings out your eyes. It’s quite attractive! And I don’t tell that to just anyone. Seriously. You must get complimented on it all the time. Really? You don’t? I’ll bet you’re just being shy.Although we’ve been emailing, texting and chatting online for a few weeks, since we haven’t gotten a chance to meet in person yet, I hope you know that receiving a picture of your penis really helped break the ice for me. You’ve done a great job of showing, without the need for words, just how totally down to earth and approachable you are. I’m so grateful to have seen this side of you.Not only that, but I can’t tell you how many promising relationships I’ve entered into, only to eventually discover, upon becoming intimate, that I wasn’t into how my partner’s penis looked. As I’m sure you know, that’s pretty much a deal breaker for most women. I don’t ask for much out of a relationship, but a good looking penis is non-negotiable. Happily, your photo confirms what I had been dearly hoping to find — that your junk is aesthetically pleasing, and also appears to be in good working order. In fact, it’s quite photogenic! Have you done any penis-modeling in the past? I mean it! 
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I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis [Click for full post]

Thanks for sending me that picture of your penis! It really brightened my day!

It’s funny, I was just sitting here thinking of you when my phone beeped, and suddenly, there it was — an e-mail from you with that telltale photo attachment, cleverly titled “monster.jpeg”.

I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but your penis really brings out your eyes. It’s quite attractive! And I don’t tell that to just anyone. Seriously. You must get complimented on it all the time. Really? You don’t? I’ll bet you’re just being shy.

Although we’ve been emailing, texting and chatting online for a few weeks, since we haven’t gotten a chance to meet in person yet, I hope you know that receiving a picture of your penis really helped break the ice for me. You’ve done a great job of showing, without the need for words, just how totally down to earth and approachable you are. I’m so grateful to have seen this side of you.

Not only that, but I can’t tell you how many promising relationships I’ve entered into, only to eventually discover, upon becoming intimate, that I wasn’t into how my partner’s penis looked. As I’m sure you know, that’s pretty much a deal breaker for most women. I don’t ask for much out of a relationship, but a good looking penis is non-negotiable. Happily, your photo confirms what I had been dearly hoping to find — that your junk is aesthetically pleasing, and also appears to be in good working order. In fact, it’s quite photogenic! Have you done any penis-modeling in the past? I mean it! 

Continue reading I Really Enjoyed That Picture of Your Penis

Archer Characters With Their Model Counterparts Comparison
It’s an animation-meets-real-life Danger Zone.

Archer Characters With Their Model Counterparts Comparison

It’s an animation-meets-real-life Danger Zone.

Just A Reminder: Tyra Banks Is Crazy [Click for more evidence]
America’s Next Derp Model.

Just A Reminder: Tyra Banks Is Crazy [Click for more evidence]

America’s Next Derp Model.

Llama Feels Fabulous
And ffashionable, and ffierce.

Llama Feels Fabulous

And ffashionable, and ffierce.

(Source: lolpics-today)

Wild American Eagle Models

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.

(Source: College Humor)