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Conan: Mitt Romney’s Star-Studded Campaign Rally

TMZ’s going to lose it.

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How to Survive Election Night on Social Media [Click to continue reading]

10 Superficial Reasons to Vote
1. You’ll have to put pants on.If you didn’t already have to, let’s face it, you weren’t going to. Now you have a reason to do something with your day, other than the fact that they’re finite and becoming more fleeting by the day.
2. You’ll get complimented.Most of the people volunteering at polling places are elderly women. No one compliments others like a sweet old lady. Outside of those who want money from you, they’re the only creatures on Earth that will call you handsome just for being alive.
3. You’ll have something to talk to strangers about.“Who are you voting for?” might be off limits, but if a fellow patriot catches your eye, you can talk to them about the length of the line, what the elementary school gym you’re in smells like, or why you suck at speaking to women.
4. You’ll have something to talk to your parents about.Take advantage of one of the few times you’ll actually have an answer to “How was your day?” Your day was great, you got to suggest to the Electoral College who they should pick to be president. Not as cool as picking a president on your own, but it still beats whatever it is you do that elicits a “Good.” This time, who you voted for is definitely off limits. If you ever want them to call back that is. I suppose that’s up to you.
5. You’ll get to avoid working out.Putting an entire nation on your back, as well as all of those in other countries who’d stop at nothing just to be able to vote? That’s like 10 sets of whatever workout that screaming guy in the Affliction t-shirt does.
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10 Superficial Reasons to Vote

1. You’ll have to put pants on.
If you didn’t already have to, let’s face it, you weren’t going to. Now you have a reason to do something with your day, other than the fact that they’re finite and becoming more fleeting by the day.

2. You’ll get complimented.
Most of the people volunteering at polling places are elderly women. No one compliments others like a sweet old lady. Outside of those who want money from you, they’re the only creatures on Earth that will call you handsome just for being alive.

3. You’ll have something to talk to strangers about.
“Who are you voting for?” might be off limits, but if a fellow patriot catches your eye, you can talk to them about the length of the line, what the elementary school gym you’re in smells like, or why you suck at speaking to women.

4. You’ll have something to talk to your parents about.
Take advantage of one of the few times you’ll actually have an answer to “How was your day?” Your day was great, you got to suggest to the Electoral College who they should pick to be president. Not as cool as picking a president on your own, but it still beats whatever it is you do that elicits a “Good.” This time, who you voted for is definitely off limits. If you ever want them to call back that is. I suppose that’s up to you.

5. You’ll get to avoid working out.
Putting an entire nation on your back, as well as all of those in other countries who’d stop at nothing just to be able to vote? That’s like 10 sets of whatever workout that screaming guy in the Affliction t-shirt does.

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Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

We’ve now got over 12.5 Million views on YouTube! Heyyyyy wealthy ladies!

How to Vote [Click to continue]

Will Ferrell Will Do Anything to Get You to Vote

Voting is never a bad choice.

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Chris Rock Has a Message for White Voters

Paid for by Chris Rock the Vote

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ANIMATION: 321 Fight: Obama vs. Romney

Obama and Romney tackle the issues, and each other. The second episode in our 321 Fight series.

Who’s the Best Fictional President? [Click to begin voting]
While everyone is waiting to see who wins the vote for President of the United States, we want to figure out who the best fake president is. It’s probably of equal importance.

Who’s the Best Fictional President? [Click to begin voting]

While everyone is waiting to see who wins the vote for President of the United States, we want to figure out who the best fake president is. It’s probably of equal importance.

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ICYMI: Mitt Romney Style Video

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ICYMI: Mitt Romney Style Video


Who’s the ‘Best Fictional President?’ [Click to begin voting]
While everyone is waiting to see who wins the vote for President of the United States, we want to figure out who the best fake president is. It’s probably of equal importance.

The official voting period ends Monday November 5, 2012 at 12:00PM so get your votes in now.

Who’s the ‘Best Fictional President?’ [Click to begin voting]

While everyone is waiting to see who wins the vote for President of the United States, we want to figure out who the best fake president is. It’s probably of equal importance.

The official voting period ends Monday November 5, 2012 at 12:00PM so get your votes in now.

Jimmy Kimmel Asks a Brooklyn Barbershop About Mitt Romney

Paul Ryan, on the other hand, is a HUGE hit in the black community.

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Mr. Burns Endorses Mitt Romney

"Are you going to release the tax returns, or the bees, or the tax returns that shoot bees at you?"

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Presidential Campaign Dog Poop Bags
American dog owners all across this great nation have an important decision to make.

Presidential Campaign Dog Poop Bags

American dog owners all across this great nation have an important decision to make.

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Little Girl is Tired of Romney and Obama

She’s just upset that Gary Johnson isn’t getting more attention in the mainstream media.

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