“I’ve heard some pretty bad jobs on here. But I don’t think anyone can top standing in a gorilla suit in 105 degree Arizona weather while waiving a sign around announcing 50% off your second ticket at the local zoo. The kicker: I made about $6.00 an hour.”

“The other day I had to work a 10-hour shift of nothing but scraping dried poop off the floors of stalls in the local high school’s boy’s bathroom. With no gloves. I get paid minimum wage.”