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Slow Mo Prank Show!

Great Prank: These Actors Thought They Were Auditioning for a Soda Commercial. But There Was Milk In The Can.

Milk Viking
Got Pillaging?

Milk Viking

Got Pillaging?

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If today really is National Chocolate Milk Day then may we suggest this be the figurehead. 

Scare the shit out of children.

If today really is National Chocolate Milk Day then may we suggest this be the figurehead. 

Scare the shit out of children.

Dude! Dude, you’re pouring that beer all wrong. Next up "Clinging to what little you know about alcohol like a life raft."

8 Dumb Mistakes You Will Make as a First-Time Drinker [Click for 6 more]

That Milk Looks Funny
One of these things is not like the other…

That Milk Looks Funny

One of these things is not like the other…

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Work Sucks: How Much Milk Did Cleopatra Use For Baths?
Welcome to Work Sucks, where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. If you think your job sucks then submit to us right here on Tumblr. We feel your pain.
i work as a cashier in a supermarket and we get the occasional nutcase, last Thursday evening i sold 35 bottles of milk (6 pints each) to this odd gentleman. That’s a total of about 210 litres. i asked him what it was for and he told me that he wished to bathe in it. After staring at him blankly, he continued with, ‘you know, like Cleopatra?’- Anonymous
I absolutely fucking HATE hearing the following phrase when a customer’s item either won’t ring up or doesn’t have a bar code: “If it doesn’t ring up, it’s free right?” Every fucking time.- Anonymous
I am unemployed, so that kinda sucks.- Sam Z

Work Sucks: How Much Milk Did Cleopatra Use For Baths?

Welcome to Work Sucks, where you get to complain about your most terrible, lousy, soul-sucking jobs. If you think your job sucks then submit to us right here on Tumblr. We feel your pain.

i work as a cashier in a supermarket and we get the occasional nutcase, last Thursday evening i sold 35 bottles of milk (6 pints each) to this odd gentleman. That’s a total of about 210 litres. i asked him what it was for and he told me that he wished to bathe in it. After staring at him blankly, he continued with, ‘you know, like Cleopatra?’
- Anonymous

I absolutely fucking HATE hearing the following phrase when a customer’s item either won’t ring up or doesn’t have a bar code: “If it doesn’t ring up, it’s free right?” Every fucking time.
- Anonymous

I am unemployed, so that kinda sucks.
- Sam Z

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

How Much Does Kitten Love Milk?

There’s a 2% chance I love milk as much as this cat

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8 Genetically Modified Foods I Wish Existed [Click to watch]
In Rosie's world, you could have had a little watermelon with lunch today.

8 Genetically Modified Foods I Wish Existed [Click to watch]

In Rosie's world, you could have had a little watermelon with lunch today.

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I’ve Got to Get the Bread and Milk, They Said Snow!

Better make a list so you don’t forget what to buy

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Introducing: Milking

"Got you good!" - guy that poured milk all over himself.

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A Nice Cold Glass of Kitty Cat
I can haz chocolate milk?

A Nice Cold Glass of Kitty Cat

I can haz chocolate milk?

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Jake And Amir: Milk Man Part 2 (with Ben Schwartz)

The Milk Man delivered.


Fan art from Tuesday’s episode of Jake and Amir

Fan art from Tuesday’s episode of Jake and Amir

The Literal Milkman May Cause Nightmares

Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.

The Literal Milkman May Cause Nightmares

Gather round children, it’s time to hear the story of Milkman, who sneaks into your house at night to pour his delicious nectar into your mouths while you sleep.

(Source: reddit.com)

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Jake And Amir: Milk Man Part 1 (with Ben Schwartz)

Truth or dairy?

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