Professor GIF: The Gaza Crisis Explained In 3 Facts and 16 GIFs [Full Post]
The world is a confusing place, so let Professor GIF explain the most befuddling topics through the magic of animated GIFs.
IN THIS ISSUE: Three easy facts and sixteen hilarious GIFs explaining the entire Gaza crisis you heard about but don’t understand.
Fact #1: Israel and Hamas are fighting because both sides want things they probably can’t get.
It’s going to be almost impossible to find a lasting diplomatic situation to the Gaza crisis. Like,scary impossible.
Israel wants a Greater Israel, including the West Bank and the Gaza Strip. So they’re actively settling the West Bank in spite of its Palestinian government, and reacting to any pushbackstrongly.
Israel also wants to protect its national security at all costs. Missiles fired at it from Gaza run counter to that. The Israelis don’t want a bunch of dangerous missiles bouncing around near their border, because bouncing missiles tend to…well…
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