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This is What Happens When You Put Corn on the Cob in the Microwave
Just like mom used to make. 

This is What Happens When You Put Corn on the Cob in the Microwave

Just like mom used to make. 

(Source: reddit.com)

Extremely Expensive Pepper
Stouffer’s must have started using REAL peppers.

Extremely Expensive Pepper

Stouffer’s must have started using REAL peppers.

Microwave Thinks You’re Just Hilarious
"OH Mike, you tell the FUNNIEST jokes.”

Microwave Thinks You’re Just Hilarious

"OH Mike, you tell the FUNNIEST jokes.”

(Source: reddit.com)

I waitress in a local restaurant that a lot of much older people frequent. One afternoon a man came in and ordered mashed potatoes with his sandwich. When I brought out his food, he took one forkful of the mashed potatoes and complained they weren’t hot enough. I obligingly took the plate back and put his mashed potatoes in the kitchen microwave for thirty seconds. Still, the mashed potatoes didn’t satisfy him. Annoyed, I threw the potatoes back in the microwave for 6 minutes. They were scorched around the edges and bubbling. I knew I probably shouldn’t have brought them over but I did. To my shock/horror, the man dug into the molten mashed potatoes and ate them without wincing. He tipped me double the tab.

What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall [Click to continue reading]

What Everyone is Bringing to Your Freshman Hall [Click to continue reading]

Microwaves

A one-sentence rant.

(Source: youtube.com)