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Metal Wolf of Wall Street

What, you think these guys listen to smooth jazz?

(Source: youtube.com)

Playing in Snow Is Metal as Fuck
You are just a beautiful and tortured snowflake.

Playing in Snow Is Metal as Fuck

You are just a beautiful and tortured snowflake.

(Source: reddit.com)

26 Different Genres of Metal in One Song

Nothin’ like that old fashioned rock-and-roll!

Bas Rutten Slamdances

The next Harlem Shake?

GoPro Creepy Metal Guy

The guy’s more of a neckbanger.

(Source: youtube.com)

Aggressive Caroling

Wait for it.

(Source: reddit.com)

Classy Desk Plate
Fuck you, that’s their name.

Classy Desk Plate

Fuck you, that’s their name.

(Source: reddit.com)

Slayer Christmas Lights Spectacular

Oh Holy (Sh*t!) Night.

(Source: youtube.com)

Hot French Girl Sings Death Metal

Ah, if only a pretty French girl whisper would sweet nothings into my ear in a deathly, murderous growl.

(Source: youtube.com)

Little Caesar’s Has Gone Metal 
Buy a pizza, open the gates to Hell.

Little Caesar’s Has Gone MetalĀ 

Buy a pizza, open the gates to Hell.

(Source: reddit.com)

Hardcore Clarinet Cover

He goes by Bloody Allen, but everyone knows his real name is Bloodrow.

(Source: youtube.com)

Goth Kid Loves Cats
He fills the black void in his heart left by his absent father with the darkest of creatures: cats.

Goth Kid Loves Cats

He fills the black void in his heart left by his absent father with the darkest of creatures: cats.

(Source: hotsugar)

Car Locked with Deadbolt
Yep, that’s secure.

Car Locked with Deadbolt

Yep, that’s secure.

(Source: reddit.com)

Guy Hanging out with Metal Heads is Not Very Metal

Guy Hanging out with Metal Heads is Not Very Metal

(Source: College Humor)


Ke$ha’s Metal Hair


Ouch, now she knows what it’s like to have one of her songs stuck in her head.

Ouch, now she knows what it’s like to have one of her songs stuck in her head.

(Source: College Humor)