You are just a beautiful and tortured snowflake.
Nothin’ like that old fashioned rock-and-roll!
The next Harlem Shake?
Ah, if only a pretty French girl whisper would sweet nothings into my ear in a deathly, murderous growl.
He goes by Bloody Allen, but everyone knows his real name is Bloodrow.
He fills the black void in his heart left by his absent father with the darkest of creatures: cats.
Ouch, now she knows what it’s like to have one of her songs stuck in her head.
(Source: College Humor)