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1. Get psyched. Spring cleaning! Here we go! You’re a grownup!

 2. Well, not even a grownup can clean without music. Maybe you should just make a fun playlist real quick before— NO. No distractions. Cleaning.

 3. Okay. First things first. That huge messy pile of papers and mail on your desk.

 4. Wow, you really don’t want to go through all those pieces of paper.

5. Just, uh…make the huge messy pile into a smaller, slightly tidier pile.

 6. Whoa. There was so much dust under those papers. How is there this much dust in your room? Where is it COMING from? HOW???

 7. Sweep up shocking amounts of dust into a dustpan.

 8. Notice the line of dirt created by the gap between the floor and the dustpan.

 9. Sweep that up.

 10. But now there’s another line.

 11. AGGHHHH.

 12. Eh, that’s good enough for your room. Time for the kitchen!

Click for MORE: An Honest Guide to Cleaning Your Apartment

(Source: College Humor)

Baby want some cold flat Sprite.

Baby want some cold flat Sprite.

Spotlight: HowToBasic - The Messiest YouTube Channel [Click to view videos]
In Spotlight, we shine a light on some of our favorite blogs, channels, websites, and pieces of Internet ephemera.
HowToBasic is a YouTube channel specifically devoted to making a mess thinly veiled in the name of how-to instruction. Launched in December 2011, 157 videos have been uploaded to this channel, with only a few of these narrator-less “tutorials” running longer than a minute. Titles like “How to Close a Door” and “How to Correctly Serve a Watermelon” make it easy to click out of curiosity, just to see where it could possibly lead.
It leads to a god damn beautiful mess. [View Videos]

Spotlight: HowToBasic - The Messiest YouTube Channel [Click to view videos]

In Spotlight, we shine a light on some of our favorite blogs, channels, websites, and pieces of Internet ephemera.

HowToBasic is a YouTube channel specifically devoted to making a mess thinly veiled in the name of how-to instruction. Launched in December 2011, 157 videos have been uploaded to this channel, with only a few of these narrator-less “tutorials” running longer than a minute. Titles like “How to Close a Door” and “How to Correctly Serve a Watermelon” make it easy to click out of curiosity, just to see where it could possibly lead.

It leads to a god damn beautiful mess. [View Videos]

Friend Buried Under All His Posessions
"Our friend passed out on the couch at a party and we put everything in the house on top of him. The pile was over seven feet tall. He never noticed anything."

Friend Buried Under All His Posessions

"Our friend passed out on the couch at a party and we put everything in the house on top of him. The pile was over seven feet tall. He never noticed anything."