The Arrested Development Banana Stand is on Seamless

With the release of the new Arrested Development episodes just around the corner, the Bluth family banana stand has been traveling around the globe to spread the word. Today, it’s in NYC, and to celebrate, Seamless is offering you an opportunity to order one of those famous bananas right to your very door (well not really, but still). Click around. There’s money in there somewhere.

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Someone Hacked Guy Fieri’s Menu, And It’s Amazing

At this point in Guy Fieri’s descent from complete punchline into…whatever’s beneath that (hyperpunchline?), wouldn’t you instantly respect him way more if he just dropped any culinary pretense and made this his actual menu? Even if it is, well, 3-4% more exaggerated than his actual Times Square Menu? I definitely would, though granted, I might be biased because of my sudden craving for ‘Funky Mushroom Dribblins’.

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Honest Thanksgiving Menu [Click for full menu]

You may think Thanksgiving is all about turkey, stuffing, and pie, but you’re wrong. Here’s what’s actually on the menu this Thanksgiving:

Honest Beer Menu

They pair nicely with anything on the menu under Garbage Food.

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Donald Duck Tits Salad

Just like mom used to make.

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One of Everything at McDonald’s

Now presenting: the half McArk.

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Infographic: The 9 Required Menu Items At Every Chain Restaurant [CLICK FOR ALL NINE ITEMS]

Have you been eating the same old thing everywhere you go?

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Spick Tuna

Hey, sushi, could you tone down the slurs?

Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu

Available to only the most straightforward customers

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Fake Chicken on Menu

For those prices you could sell me rat and I’d eat it.

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FUDS

Welcome to the greatest menu you’ll ever see. Click through for the full website. We’re dying. 

(Source: College Humor)

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]

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5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]

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