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The Arrested Development Banana Stand is on Seamless
With the release of the new Arrested Development episodes just around the corner, the Bluth family banana stand has been traveling around the globe to spread the word. Today, it’s in NYC, and to celebrate, Seamless is offering you an opportunity to order one of those famous bananas right to your very door (well not really, but still). Click around. There’s money in there somewhere.

The Arrested Development Banana Stand is on Seamless

With the release of the new Arrested Development episodes just around the corner, the Bluth family banana stand has been traveling around the globe to spread the word. Today, it’s in NYC, and to celebrate, Seamless is offering you an opportunity to order one of those famous bananas right to your very door (well not really, but still). Click around. There’s money in there somewhere.

(Source: promos.seamless.com)

 
Someone Hacked Guy Fieri’s Menu, And It’s Amazing
At this point in Guy Fieri’s descent from complete punchline into…whatever’s beneath that (hyperpunchline?), wouldn’t you instantly respect him way more if he just dropped any culinary pretense and made this his actual menu? Even if it is, well, 3-4% more exaggerated than his actual Times Square Menu? I definitely would, though granted, I might be biased because of my sudden craving for ‘Funky Mushroom Dribblins’.

 

Someone Hacked Guy Fieri’s Menu, And It’s Amazing

At this point in Guy Fieri’s descent from complete punchline into…whatever’s beneath that (hyperpunchline?), wouldn’t you instantly respect him way more if he just dropped any culinary pretense and made this his actual menu? Even if it is, well, 3-4% more exaggerated than his actual Times Square Menu? I definitely would, though granted, I might be biased because of my sudden craving for ‘Funky Mushroom Dribblins’.

(Source: guysamericankitchenandbar.com)

Honest Thanksgiving Menu [Click for full menu]
You may think Thanksgiving is all about turkey, stuffing, and pie, but you’re wrong. Here’s what’s actually on the menu this Thanksgiving:

Honest Thanksgiving Menu [Click for full menu]

You may think Thanksgiving is all about turkey, stuffing, and pie, but you’re wrong. Here’s what’s actually on the menu this Thanksgiving:

Honest Beer Menu
They pair nicely with anything on the menu under Garbage Food.

Honest Beer Menu

They pair nicely with anything on the menu under Garbage Food.

(Source: reddit.com)

Donald Duck Tits Salad
Just like mom used to make.

Donald Duck Tits Salad

Just like mom used to make.

(Source: reddit.com)

One of Everything at McDonald’s

Now presenting: the half McArk.

(Source: youtube.com)

jestcomedy:

Infographic: The 9 Required Menu Items At Every Chain Restaurant [CLICK FOR ALL NINE ITEMS]
Have you been eating the same old thing everywhere you go?

jestcomedy:

Infographic: The 9 Required Menu Items At Every Chain Restaurant [CLICK FOR ALL NINE ITEMS]

Have you been eating the same old thing everywhere you go?

(Source: jest.com)

Spick Tuna
Hey, sushi, could you tone down the slurs?

Spick Tuna

Hey, sushi, could you tone down the slurs?

Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu
Available to only the most straightforward customers

Chick-fil-A’s New Anti-Gay Menu

Available to only the most straightforward customers

(Source: hollywoodleek.com)

Fake Chicken on Menu
For those prices you could sell me rat and I’d eat it.

Fake Chicken on Menu

For those prices you could sell me rat and I’d eat it.

(Source: )

FUDS
Welcome to the greatest menu you’ll ever see. Click through for the full website. We’re dying. 

FUDS

Welcome to the greatest menu you’ll ever see. Click through for the full website. We’re dying. 


Stupid Questions Included on Menu


"How Much is the Cole Slaw?" "Normally $.99, but since you asked… $1.37"

"How Much is the Cole Slaw?" "Normally $.99, but since you asked… $1.37"

(Source: College Humor)

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]


(Source: College Humor)

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]

5 Prix Fixe Menu Options for Valentine’s Day [click to see more]

(Source: College Humor)

I was trying to show my dad how to set the alarm on his phone. He started to get confused after I hit the “menu” button.