Important Owl is Late for Business Meeting
“I told them not to schedule the meeting in the daytime!”
(Source: reddit.com)
Sometimes the meeting place was in your heart all along. This isn’t one of those times.
Once you get to know me, I’m actually a pretty bad guy.
Internet Commenter Business Meeting
This is what happens when corporations change p3wnrship.
You sunk my faith in Hollywood.
“ Jeff: Hey, guys. First off, thanks for showing up to the budget meeting on time. I know we all hate this stuff but it’s important that we figure out our finances. We are quarantined off from the rest of the world after all. Gang Member #1: Get on with it, Jeff. I’ve got a face tattoo appointment to make. Jeff: That’s actually what I wanted to talk to you guys about. I’ve been crunching the numbers and it seems like 99% of our resources go towards tattoos and makeup for the gang.
