The CH gang debates humanity’s most delicious crime.
The 8 Worst People at Your Barbecue [Click for full description]
These are last people who you want at your fun summertime barbecue. They also are guaranteed to be there.
20 Deliciously Realistic Food Tattoos [Click for more mistakes]
These people love food. No, like, REALLY love their food. So much so they got their favorite munchies permanently inked into their bodies like monuments to the food gods. And these tattoos look good enough to eat. But you shouldn’t, you cannibal, you.
Meat is murder. And murder is adorable.
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16 Cakes That Are Disguised as Other Types of Food [Click for more]
But MOOOooOOOOM, I AM eating my meat and veggies! See? Just don’t cut it or anything. ‘Cause, uh…trust me, I’m an adult with a nutritional and healthy lifestyle (no I’m not, but don’t tell my mom that). Continue
Just imagine a warm donut filled with cheesy meat and glazed with – wait for it – salt. So it’s basically a jelly donut instead filled with piping hot meat and cheese and covered in some sort of liquid salt (which would be better at complimenting the meat than a sugar glaze). I have been looking for a fatter way to eat a sandwich for years now and I think this might be it.
Also, just realizing that this is basically a Hot Pocket. More Highdeas
Just because it’s bloody doesn’t mean I’m a bleedin’ heart liberal or nuthin’.
Well, it looks better than that hot beef injection I got last week.
Food Products That Shouldn’t Exist [Click for full gallery]
Eating your veggies is the least of your worries now, because, ew. How about washing down those toothpaste bites with Buffalo Wing Soda? Mmmm, refreshing. For dessert, we have “fuck you” because that’s what all these 11 food products are doing.
He has to stare at that meat for all of eternity.
Aren’t we all, Nik?