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The Meatloaf of Your Nightmares
In case you want your meat extra chewy.

The Meatloaf of Your Nightmares

In case you want your meat extra chewy.

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Ninja Turtle Meat
Kowaburger!

Ninja Turtle Meat

Kowaburger!

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It’s hard to meat good friends like that.

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Yay or Nay: Is Meat Murder?

The CH gang debates humanity’s most delicious crime.

The 8 Worst People at Your Barbecue [Click for full description]

These are last people who you want at your fun summertime barbecue. They also are guaranteed to be there.

20 Deliciously Realistic Food Tattoos [Click for more mistakes]

These people love food. No, like, REALLY love their food. So much so they got their favorite munchies permanently inked into their bodies like monuments to the food gods. And these tattoos look good enough to eat. But you shouldn’t, you cannibal, you.

Adorable Kid Has Sudden, Horrible Epiphany About Eating Animals

Meat is murder. And murder is adorable.

In other precocious kid news: Nine Year Old Discusses the Meaning of Life and the Universe

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16 Cakes That Are Disguised as Other Types of Food [Click for more]

But MOOOooOOOOM, I AM eating my meat and veggies! See? Just don’t cut it or anything. ‘Cause, uh…trust me, I’m an adult with a nutritional and healthy lifestyle (no I’m not, but don’t tell my mom that). Continue

8 Highdeas You Have To Read NOW
Just imagine a warm donut filled with cheesy meat and glazed with – wait for it – salt. So it’s basically a jelly donut instead filled with piping hot meat and cheese and covered in some sort of liquid salt (which would be better at complimenting the meat than a sugar glaze). I have been looking for a fatter way to eat a sandwich for years now and I think this might be it.
Also, just realizing that this is basically a Hot Pocket. More Highdeas

8 Highdeas You Have To Read NOW

Just imagine a warm donut filled with cheesy meat and glazed with – wait for it – salt. So it’s basically a jelly donut instead filled with piping hot meat and cheese and covered in some sort of liquid salt (which would be better at complimenting the meat than a sugar glaze). I have been looking for a fatter way to eat a sandwich for years now and I think this might be it.

Also, just realizing that this is basically a Hot Pocket. More Highdeas

Valentine’s Meat
Just because it’s bloody doesn’t mean I’m a bleedin’ heart liberal or nuthin’.

Valentine’s Meat

Just because it’s bloody doesn’t mean I’m a bleedin’ heart liberal or nuthin’.

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Hot Beef Sundae 
Well, it looks better than that hot beef injection I got last week. 

Hot Beef Sundae

Well, it looks better than that hot beef injection I got last week. 

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Food Products That Shouldn’t Exist [Click for full gallery]
Eating your veggies is the least of your worries now, because, ew. How about washing down those toothpaste bites with Buffalo Wing Soda? Mmmm, refreshing. For dessert, we have “fuck you” because that’s what all these 11 food products are doing.

Food Products That Shouldn’t Exist [Click for full gallery]

Eating your veggies is the least of your worries now, because, ew. How about washing down those toothpaste bites with Buffalo Wing Soda? Mmmm, refreshing. For dessert, we have “fuck you” because that’s what all these 11 food products are doing.

Doggy Purgatory
He has to stare at that meat for all of eternity.

Doggy Purgatory

He has to stare at that meat for all of eternity.

Prosciutto Zombie Hand
Trick or Meat!

Prosciutto Zombie Hand

Trick or Meat!

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Meatball Enthusiast
Aren’t we all, Nik?

Meatball Enthusiast

Aren’t we all, Nik?