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People who say soup is filling were already full of shit to begin with.

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No Soliciting (Except For Carlos)
And even he’s not as popular as the guac.

No Soliciting (Except For Carlos)

And even he’s not as popular as the guac.

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Otter Says Grace Before Eating
Thank you, lord, for allowing us to hold hands and get millions of YouTube hits.

Otter Says Grace Before Eating

Thank you, lord, for allowing us to hold hands and get millions of YouTube hits.

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Your First Thanksgiving Home [Click to continue reading]

Your First Thanksgiving Home [Click to continue reading]

Date Date, Good Food

I sent my bf a sexy pic of me cooking dinner in my lingerie…when he got home, he told me to go “put some clothes on” because he invited his brother over since I was “actually cooking something good”…nice eh?

[Read more stories in Rough Love]

(Source: College Humor)

Work Sucks, I Know: Issue #65

We do takeout orders at the restaurant I work at and the other night, a lady came in and picked up a meal around 11pm. The next day she called in to complain that her food didn’t taste good. The catch? She was “too drunk” to eat it when she picked it up and tried to eat it 4 hours later at 3am after leaving it sit out the entire time. My manager ended up giving her a refund just so she would stop calling the restaurant to complain about it.

Read more of this week’s best (worst) work stories

(Source: College Humor)