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15 Awesome Words of Wisdom From Fast Food Signs

McDonald’s partnered with the animator’s of “Despicable Me” to revamp the Happy Meal box. WITH TEETH. TEEEEETH. They want you to have it your way…or else.

Finish 12 Reasons the New McDonald’s Happy Meal Box is F*cking Terrifying

Dog is REAAALLY Into His Ice Cream
Uh oh, looks like his vision’s getting McBlurry.

Dog is REAAALLY Into His Ice Cream

Uh oh, looks like his vision’s getting McBlurry.

Click for more: Ronald McDonald’s New Look Isn’t As Terrifying As His Fan Art

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Did someone say “America”?

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I’m lovin’ you.

I’m lovin’ you.

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Ronald McDonald’s Bender

I’m chuggin’ it.

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Ephen Phteven

Ephen Phteven

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Fast Food Knuckle Tattoos
This knuckle sandwich don’t come slow-cooked.

Fast Food Knuckle Tattoos

This knuckle sandwich don’t come slow-cooked.

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"A MIDGET?" Guy’s Freakout Phone Call with Cheating Girlfriend Causes Scene at McDonalds

Looks like he ordered a not-so-happy meal.

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I’ll take a Bic Mac with a side of fellacio.

Why Are So Many People Giving Ronald McDonald Blow Jobs?

Drive-Thru Skeleton Prank

Because even the soulless walking dead need their McGriddles.

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Come On McDonald’s, That Ad Just Looks Like Giant Pieces of Poop
Just smother it in sweet and sour sauce, and you won’t notice a thing.

Come On McDonald’s, That Ad Just Looks Like Giant Pieces of Poop

Just smother it in sweet and sour sauce, and you won’t notice a thing.

(Source: Gawker)

Guy Spends Over Hundreds Dollars on the McEverything
Alternatively called the McDiabeetus

Guy Spends Over Hundreds Dollars on the McEverything

Alternatively called the McDiabeetus

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Burger King Trolls McDonalds
A solemn bunch of Sad Meals were left anonymously by the construction site.

Burger King Trolls McDonalds

A solemn bunch of Sad Meals were left anonymously by the construction site.

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