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Kid Actually Got a McDonald’s Receipt Tattooed on His Arm
The greatest act of rebellion: his parents own a Burger King. 

Kid Actually Got a McDonald’s Receipt Tattooed on His Arm

The greatest act of rebellion: his parents own a Burger King. 

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Fast Food and Its Corresponding Movie Poop
Just one bite, and you’ll feel that movie magic.

Fast Food and Its Corresponding Movie Poop

Just one bite, and you’ll feel that movie magic.

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There’s no such thing as too many french fries. See how our potato party turned out. 

Oh Honey, No, You’re Going to Regret That Tattoo [Click for more]
Because every bet has a loser.

Oh Honey, No, You’re Going to Regret That Tattoo [Click for more]

Because every bet has a loser.

Canadian McDonald’s
I’m lovin’ oot.

Canadian McDonald’s

I’m lovin’ oot.

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World’s Fastest Drive-Thru Service

Ba da ba ba ba, I’m already eating.

Al Donald Fastfood

Al Donald Fastfood

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McDonald’s is Now Hiring Losers
It’s your lucky day!

McDonald’s is Now Hiring Losers

It’s your lucky day!

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- Hello, welcome to the Apple store. How can I help you?
- Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you could explain the difference between the iPad and the iPad mini?
- The iPad mini is smaller than the iPad.
- But, isn’t the iPhone already like a small iPad.
- Yes, but this is larger than the iPhone.
- What if I want something larger than an iPhone, but smaller than an iPad mini?
- You should get an iPhone maxi or an iPad mini mini. Which is not to be confused with an iPad Minnie, which has Minnie Mouse branding, or the iPad Minnie mini, which is an iPad Minnie, but smaller. Of course if you’re looking for something bigger you can always go with the iPad Maxi, but don’t get the iMaxi Pad, which is just a maxi pad with an apple logo. Unless that’s what you want. then of course you also have the option of an iMaxi Mini or an iMaxi Maxi.
- Y’know I think this is all too confusing. How about a normal computer.
- Great! You can take a look over here at our iMac and our mac mini.
- What’s the difference?
- Well, an iMac is a big mac mini, but it’s not a Big Mac mini, which would be a small version of popular MacDonald’s burger. We don’t sell that here, but if you’re hungry you can always purchase an iMac mini, which is a small bowl of mac and cheese, and should not be confused with either the iMac or the mac mini. If that’s not enough food you can get a bigger bowl of mac and cheese, which we call a Big iMac. This is, of course, neither a Big Mac burger, nor a larger version of the iMac computer.
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- Hello, welcome to the Apple store. How can I help you?

- Yeah, hi, I was wondering if you could explain the difference between the iPad and the iPad mini?

- The iPad mini is smaller than the iPad.

- But, isn’t the iPhone already like a small iPad.

- Yes, but this is larger than the iPhone.

- What if I want something larger than an iPhone, but smaller than an iPad mini?

- You should get an iPhone maxi or an iPad mini mini. Which is not to be confused with an iPad Minnie, which has Minnie Mouse branding, or the iPad Minnie mini, which is an iPad Minnie, but smaller. Of course if you’re looking for something bigger you can always go with the iPad Maxi, but don’t get the iMaxi Pad, which is just a maxi pad with an apple logo. Unless that’s what you want. then of course you also have the option of an iMaxi Mini or an iMaxi Maxi.

- Y’know I think this is all too confusing. How about a normal computer.

- Great! You can take a look over here at our iMac and our mac mini.

- What’s the difference?

- Well, an iMac is a big mac mini, but it’s not a Big Mac mini, which would be a small version of popular MacDonald’s burger. We don’t sell that here, but if you’re hungry you can always purchase an iMac mini, which is a small bowl of mac and cheese, and should not be confused with either the iMac or the mac mini. If that’s not enough food you can get a bigger bowl of mac and cheese, which we call a Big iMac. This is, of course, neither a Big Mac burger, nor a larger version of the iMac computer.

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I told this really hot chick that I was an architect even though I work at McDonald’s. It’s kind of true actually because now I have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up.

Leaked: Olympic Village RA [click to continue reading]

Leaked: Olympic Village RA [click to continue reading]