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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s Batshit Insane Rant

He’s oot of his mind.

(Source: youtube.com)

DJ Steve Porter-Rob Ford Crack Remix

Man I’m really feelin’ this song. But that may be all the crack I just smoked.

(Source: youtube.com)

How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]
OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.
Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

How Anthony Weiner Became Carlos Danger [Click for full post]

OK, Anthony. If you’re going to get back in the game, you need an alias. And not just any alias. You see, a man livin’ on the edge needs a name on the edge. A sunglasses-and-‘stache, panty-droppin’, blast-some-AC/DC-and-fuck-me-on-the-deck-of-the-speedboat kind of name. This is not your Joe Schmo-level sexting here. This is some James Bond, John McClane, Jack Reacher-level shit. So strap in, and get ready for take-off. It’s go-time.

Time for some inspiration. iPod Nano in the iHome. Playlists…. “Flex/Air-Hump in Mirror”. Yeah, that’ll do. That’ll do just fine. Shuffle. Well, well, well. What do we have here? “Smooth.” With my man Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. Oooo yeah. Boy can sing. What a song. You know it well, the song that always gets you so… riled up and ready to go. All horned up from those Latin rhythms. By none other than… why, the ‘stached bandana-man himself, Mr. SANTANA. SANTANA, COMMA, CARLOS. Keep reading

Former Vice Mayor Drives With Genitals Hanging Out the Window
You have to air it out somehow. 

Former Vice Mayor Drives With Genitals Hanging Out the Window

You have to air it out somehow. 

(Source: reddit.com)

More Specific Drink Regulations
NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg stirred controversy recently when he announced intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks. We decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages. 

More Specific Drink Regulations

NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg stirred controversy recently when he announced intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks. We decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages. 

(Source: College Humor)

More Specific Drink Regulations
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg raised eyebrows recently when he announced his intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks, so we decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages.

More Specific Drink Regulations

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg raised eyebrows recently when he announced his intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks, so we decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages.

(Source: College Humor)

More Specific Drink Regulations
New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg raised eyebrows recently when he announced his intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks, so we decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages.

More Specific Drink Regulations

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg raised eyebrows recently when he announced his intentions to place a city-wide ban on large sugared drinks, so we decided to come up with some other—and hopefully more helpful—ways we can control how people consume their beverages.

(Source: College Humor)

Xtra-Large Soda Drug Deal

In Bloomberg’s New York you gotta go to the streets for the real good stuff.

(Source: College Humor)