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Looks Like TLC Forgot How to Do Math
Oh, The Learning Channel. You were doing so well.

Looks Like TLC Forgot How to Do Math

Oh, The Learning Channel. You were doing so well.

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How to Tell How Much Hair She’s Going to Cut Off After This Breakup?
There’s an equation for how short a girl will cut her hair after a break-up. 

How to Tell How Much Hair She’s Going to Cut Off After This Breakup?

There’s an equation for how short a girl will cut her hair after a break-up. 

Girl Creates Impressive Dry Erase Board Art

DO NOT ERASE.

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Everything You Know About Arithmetic is Wrong

But I do know that You + Me = Us.

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How High Are You?
Find out by taking the easiest quiz on Earth in the UNIVERSE. No cheating though. I’m looking at you in the back row with you head down. And begin!

How High Are You?

Find out by taking the easiest quiz on Earth in the UNIVERSE. No cheating though. I’m looking at you in the back row with you head down. And begin!

The Brutally Honest Restaurant Tip Calculator [Click for more]
Can we split this article up 4 ways? We all forgot to bring cash.

The Brutally Honest Restaurant Tip Calculator [Click for more]

Can we split this article up 4 ways? We all forgot to bring cash.

A Genius or Very Confused?
F for effort either way.

A Genius or Very Confused?

F for effort either way.

Mackelmore Thrift Store Math Problem
This is f*cking awesome.

Mackelmore Thrift Store Math Problem

This is f*cking awesome.

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I Can Do Meth
Spelling: my anti-drug.

I Can Do Meth

Spelling: my anti-drug.

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Hey remember when I asked you if you had seen my digitial camera and you said no. Well I found it in your room. So remember when school ended and you asked me if I had seen your calculator, calculus book, as well as your engineering economics book, I sold them and actually got about $300 bucks for them all and that mysterious phone tip that the cops got about where you guys smoked pot at, it was me as well. Don’t light a fire you can’t put out.. DOUCHE

Roommate Confessions - I sold your books.

So, when I was in 10th grade, I had Algebra 2 with a teacher who had a habit of making math more boring than it really deserved to be. One day, he was trying to teach a lesson on some sort of linear method- I wasn’t paying much attention (neither was the rest of the class, now that I think about it)- and was using two markers, a red one and a blue one, to show which sections of the graph belonged with which equation. Half way through the lesson, he stops and asks, “What do you get when the red shaded area and the blue one cross each other?” Of course, without even thinking, I blurt out, “Purple!” No one ever found out that it was me, and to this day I have never again pulled off such a perfect poker face.

Classroom - Graph the Rainbow
Naughty Brain Teaser Bumper Sticker
It takes brains to be a total creepazoid.

Naughty Brain Teaser Bumper Sticker

It takes brains to be a total creepazoid.

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“[Scrabble] sets are found in roughly one-third of American homes.”
-Wikipedia 

“Scrabble’s not really a word game. It’s a math game with word tools.”
- Matt Graham, comedian and Scrabble expert, on this week’s Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show

Matt Graham is a man with an interesting resume. On the comedy side he’s written for SNL and Conan (on which he also appeared several times as a standup). On the Scrabble side he’s placed second in the Scrabble World Championships, been featured in the Scrabble book Word Freak, and was a central character in the Scrabble documentary Word Wars. This week on The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show we discuss the strategy of high-level Scrabble, Matt’s vintage board game collection, and tips for Scrabble enthusaists who have yet to memorize all the 2-letter words.

As always, The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show is available at iTunesYouTube, and JeffRubinJeffRubinShow.com

Matt’s one man show, This Too Shall Suck, is currently running in New York. Get tickets at thistooshallsuck.com!

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Will We Ever Run Out of New Music?  

Is it just us, or have we already run out? 

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Thanksgiving Math

A fulfilling education, indeed.

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