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“Hey remember when I asked you if you had seen my digitial camera and you said no. Well I found it in your room. So remember when school ended and you asked me if I had seen your calculator, calculus book, as well as your engineering economics book, I sold them and actually got about $300 bucks for them all and that mysterious phone tip that the cops got about where you guys smoked pot at, it was me as well. Don’t light a fire you can’t put out.. DOUCHE”
“So, when I was in 10th grade, I had Algebra 2 with a teacher who had a habit of making math more boring than it really deserved to be. One day, he was trying to teach a lesson on some sort of linear method- I wasn’t paying much attention (neither was the rest of the class, now that I think about it)- and was using two markers, a red one and a blue one, to show which sections of the graph belonged with which equation. Half way through the lesson, he stops and asks, “What do you get when the red shaded area and the blue one cross each other?” Of course, without even thinking, I blurt out, “Purple!” No one ever found out that it was me, and to this day I have never again pulled off such a perfect poker face.”
“[Scrabble] sets are found in roughly one-third of American homes.”
“Scrabble’s not really a word game. It’s a math game with word tools.”
- Matt Graham, comedian and Scrabble expert, on this week’s Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show
Matt Graham is a man with an interesting resume. On the comedy side he’s written for SNL and Conan (on which he also appeared several times as a standup). On the Scrabble side he’s placed second in the Scrabble World Championships, been featured in the Scrabble book Word Freak, and was a central character in the Scrabble documentary Word Wars. This week on The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show we discuss the strategy of high-level Scrabble, Matt’s vintage board game collection, and tips for Scrabble enthusaists who have yet to memorize all the 2-letter words.
Matt’s one man show, This Too Shall Suck, is currently running in New York. Get tickets at thistooshallsuck.com!