![Do You Have Time To Masturbate? [Click for full version]
Our messiest flowchart yet.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/919a95563766aeb906ba8fd9e4784ec1/tumblr_mky5mcTcqA1qasthro1_r2_500.png)
Hey look, it’s both of the national pasttimes in one GIF (from CANADA of all places).
(Source: ohmygodwaytoolong)
Message from Jesus Coalition of America
Don’t let the hand of Satan anywhere near your junk.
(Source: youtube.com)
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15 Things You Don’t Want Your New Roommate To Say [Click for full article]
Google Suggests “Jacked Off” instead of “Hacked Off”
Ah, right, right. That’s what I meant. What would I do without you, Google?
In order for it to work, you need to chew on it, spit it out, and stick it in your computer’s motherboard.
(Source: College Humor)
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Do Not Disturb Masturbation Sign
This is exactly why no one goes to talk to the professor during office hours.
(Source: College Humor)
Computer with Lotion Dispenser and Tissues
Each time you pump the dispenser it opens another porn tab.
(Source: College Humor)
