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Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“Hello, I’m Nurse Juanita.”
I felt a stirring in loins. Even a mangled spine couldn’t keep me from bonering up.
“You’ve been hurt badly,” she cooed. “I didn’t know anyone could get that injured on a Razor scooter. How about I do something to take that pain away?”
I did all I could to open my eyes and catch a glimpse of what had to be heaving breasts, but they were swollen shut.
“Speaking of swollen,” I mumbled to myself incoherently. “I am going to jerk off so hard when I get out of this place.” 
A pillow covered my face. [Keep Reading]

Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]

“Hello, I’m Nurse Juanita.”

I felt a stirring in loins. Even a mangled spine couldn’t keep me from bonering up.

“You’ve been hurt badly,” she cooed. “I didn’t know anyone could get that injured on a Razor scooter. How about I do something to take that pain away?”

I did all I could to open my eyes and catch a glimpse of what had to be heaving breasts, but they were swollen shut.

“Speaking of swollen,” I mumbled to myself incoherently. “I am going to jerk off so hard when I get out of this place.” 

A pillow covered my face. [Keep Reading]

Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]
“Whoa, Juanita got a new profile picture,” I thought aloud.
I got up to make sure my bedroom door was locked. Although ever so slight, the draft coming from the hall thrusted me back towards my computer and her heaving breasts.
“Maybe I should send her a message,” I wondered. “Nah, that would be creepy.”
Her sexiness could not be denied, no matter how strange that word made me feel. It was like the a minimum of 18-years-old product of, uh, a hot lady doing it with a hot man. I liked my post twice that night. [Keep Reading]

Awkward Romance Novel Excerpts [Click for full article]

“Whoa, Juanita got a new profile picture,” I thought aloud.

I got up to make sure my bedroom door was locked. Although ever so slight, the draft coming from the hall thrusted me back towards my computer and her heaving breasts.

“Maybe I should send her a message,” I wondered. “Nah, that would be creepy.”

Her sexiness could not be denied, no matter how strange that word made me feel. It was like the a minimum of 18-years-old product of, uh, a hot lady doing it with a hot man. I liked my post twice that night. [Keep Reading]