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Thanksgiving Recipes for the Whole Family [Click to continue reading]

Thanksgiving Recipes for the Whole Family [Click to continue reading]

I waitress in a local restaurant that a lot of much older people frequent. One afternoon a man came in and ordered mashed potatoes with his sandwich. When I brought out his food, he took one forkful of the mashed potatoes and complained they weren’t hot enough. I obligingly took the plate back and put his mashed potatoes in the kitchen microwave for thirty seconds. Still, the mashed potatoes didn’t satisfy him. Annoyed, I threw the potatoes back in the microwave for 6 minutes. They were scorched around the edges and bubbling. I knew I probably shouldn’t have brought them over but I did. To my shock/horror, the man dug into the molten mashed potatoes and ate them without wincing. He tipped me double the tab.

Fan Yells “Mashed Potatoes” at Tiger Woods

Now get ready for all of the other components of his pre-tournament meal to come out of the woodworks for their 15 minutes of fame.