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The secret origins of your favorite gifs, REVEALED!

Finish reading The 6 Ridiculous Comics that Explain Your Favorite GIFS

Finish reading Ranking The 10 Creepiest Olympic Mascots

Which mascot would you most fear being locked in a room with?

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7 Wacky Mascots Observing A Serious Moment Of Silence
It just touches your plush animal heart, doesn’t it.

7 Wacky Mascots Observing A Serious Moment Of Silence

It just touches your plush animal heart, doesn’t it.

Best College Mascot »

12 Mascots Eating It

Why do mascots even exist? I mean sure, they boost team spirit and excite children and what not. But it is hard to imagine anything more satisfying than watching a giant plush creature absolutely wipe out. So here they are for your pleasure: furry walking disasters just waiting to happen.

10 Real Life Mascots for Your College Sporting Event

Do I have to root for you?

10 Real Life Mascots for Your College Sporting Event [Click for more]
Let’s go Coach Potatoes!

10 Real Life Mascots for Your College Sporting Event [Click for more]

Let’s go Coach Potatoes!

10 Real LIfe Mascots for Your College Sporting Event

I think I’ll just cheer for the other team

Condor Mascot Wreaks Havoc at Hockey Game

For your next national anthem, just go with an eagle.

(Source: youtube.com)

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]
It’s part of a balanced breakfast, if you want to lose all sense of balance.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for the rest]

It’s part of a balanced breakfast, if you want to lose all sense of balance.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for more mascots]
It’s the most important meal of the evening.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for more mascots]

It’s the most important meal of the evening.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for more]
Part of a complete breakfast for drunks.

If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Cereal [Click for more]

Part of a complete breakfast for drunks.

The Many Deaths of Toby, the Wolverine Mascot from Red Dawn [Full Post]
Moonwalked into a minefield.
Failed to give correct password to a sentry. Handler explained mascots don’t speak. Handler was also shot on the spot.
Hilarious lewd dance performed around Captain Lee of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Armed Forces led to much less hilarious repeated stabbings by bayonet.
Accidental discharge of t-shirt cannon gave away position as well as several “Wolverines Roar!” novelty shirts to North Korean troops.
Mascot Fight with official North Korean mascot became bloodbath after it turned out Kim Jong Un “mascot” actually real person who leads North Korea.
Handsprings into minefield. [Keep Reading]

The Many Deaths of Toby, the Wolverine Mascot from Red Dawn [Full Post]

  1. Moonwalked into a minefield.
  2. Failed to give correct password to a sentry. Handler explained mascots don’t speak. Handler was also shot on the spot.
  3. Hilarious lewd dance performed around Captain Lee of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Armed Forces led to much less hilarious repeated stabbings by bayonet.
  4. Accidental discharge of t-shirt cannon gave away position as well as several “Wolverines Roar!” novelty shirts to North Korean troops.
  5. Mascot Fight with official North Korean mascot became bloodbath after it turned out Kim Jong Un “mascot” actually real person who leads North Korea.
  6. Handsprings into minefield. [Keep Reading]

Ronald McDonald at Burger King
He just wanted to have it his way for once.

Ronald McDonald at Burger King

He just wanted to have it his way for once.

(Source: humortrain.com)