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He’s got IBS — Irritable Bowel Savior.
Watch This Man Is A Fart Martyr. Could You One Day Be This Heroic?

He’s got IBS — Irritable Bowel Savior.

Watch This Man Is A Fart Martyr. Could You One Day Be This Heroic?

This Man Is A Fart Martyr. Could You One Day Be This Heroic?

He’s got IBS — Irritable Bowel Savior.

Well, I DEFINITELY put in enough money. My burger was $9.50 and I put in $10. That’s MOREthan I owe. Oh, right, I guess there’s tax and tip. I guess I can put in ONE more dollar. Are we good now? Yes, I did have some of the “Uncle Jack’s Giant Plate of $15 nachos.” You know what, just to make things easier on everyone, I’ll put in ANOTHER dollar. That’s two dollars more than I owe. I’m definitely covered now. What? Yeah, I had some beer from the pitcher. What’s your point? Alright, alright, I’m only doing this because I’m sooooo generous…
HEAVY SIGH
ONE. MORE. … DOLLAR. And that’s it. I’ve already done too much.
The 7 People You’re Always Splitting the Bill With [Click for more]

Well, I DEFINITELY put in enough money. My burger was $9.50 and I put in $10. That’s MOREthan I owe. Oh, right, I guess there’s tax and tip. I guess I can put in ONE more dollar. Are we good now? Yes, I did have some of the “Uncle Jack’s Giant Plate of $15 nachos.” You know what, just to make things easier on everyone, I’ll put in ANOTHER dollar. That’s two dollars more than I owe. I’m definitely covered now. What? Yeah, I had some beer from the pitcher. What’s your point? Alright, alright, I’m only doing this because I’m sooooo generous…

HEAVY SIGH

ONEMORE. … DOLLAR. And that’s it. I’ve already done too much.

The 7 People You’re Always Splitting the Bill With [Click for more]