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Roommate Confessions: That Wasn’t Real Weed
You were never really around a whole lot, but I always thought you were kind of a prick. I suppose I didn’t have any really reason to, but when you would be gone for a week at a time boning your high-school girlfriend, I would pee in the sink beside your bed 5 or 6 times a night. I once jerked off into it because I was too lazy to look for an old rag. I farted all over your bed, used your razor, stole all your porn, and constantly pocketed change from your desk drawers. And I don’t know how you got so “stoned” on all that fake weed I was selling you.- M.P. 
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Roommate Confessions: That Wasn’t Real Weed

You were never really around a whole lot, but I always thought you were kind of a prick. I suppose I didn’t have any really reason to, but when you would be gone for a week at a time boning your high-school girlfriend, I would pee in the sink beside your bed 5 or 6 times a night. I once jerked off into it because I was too lazy to look for an old rag. I farted all over your bed, used your razor, stole all your porn, and constantly pocketed change from your desk drawers. And I don’t know how you got so “stoned” on all that fake weed I was selling you.
- M.P. 

Are you high enough to send us your confessions? If yes, then submit them to our inbox. If not, I know a guy. Hit me up in the inbox.

(Source: College Humor)

These Goats Are Stoned as Shit [Click for more]

Woah, dude, my hands. My hands are like hooves or something.

Jake and Amir: Citizen’s Arrest

You chose the wrong bull to tango with compende!

Marijuana Ice Cream
The one food that gives and satisfies the munchies.

Marijuana Ice Cream

The one food that gives and satisfies the munchies.

(Source: browncardigan.com)

Marilize Leguana
Eh, close enough.

Marilize Leguana

Eh, close enough.

(Source: reddit.com)

No Photoshop-Just Quality Weed
If I didn’t know any better, I’d say this guy likes weed…

No Photoshop-Just Quality Weed

If I didn’t know any better, I’d say this guy likes weed…

(Source: reddit.com)

This Goat is Definitely High
Dude, this grass is like hay.

This Goat is Definitely High

Dude, this grass is like hay.

(Source: reddit.com)

Full Article: Alright, dudes, I’m Ready for 420

Better late than never. 

How High Are You?
It’s our unofficial way of finding out exactly how high you really are. We know you’ll ace this quiz because you’ve been “studying” for it all day.  

How High Are You?

It’s our unofficial way of finding out exactly how high you really are. We know you’ll ace this quiz because you’ve been “studying” for it all day.  

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Colors of the Wind: Stoner Edition

In the spirit of weed… Watch the.. spirit.. of weed… woah

How High Are You?

Since it’s 4/20 and it’s a Saturday we just assumed you’d be online looking for quizzes to take. Well you’re in luck friend. If everyone finishes within 15 minutes we can watch Rocko’s Modern Life together.  

Yo… like, where did memes even come from? Were they, like, birthed out of the cosmos like the rest of existence? Or did Alfred Einstein just toke up and invent LOLcats or whatever? Haha I don’t know, man… What was I saying? Oh yeah, these memes are the dankest.

5 Ads for Legal Weed
With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper’s office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.

5 Ads for Legal Weed

With the legalization of marijuana as a recreational substance in Colorado and Washington state, enterprising marijuana growers and sellers are ready to enter the world of legitimate business. The most important thing for a new product is advertising so let me save these budding businessmen a trip to Don Draper’s office with five wonderful ads for their newly legal companies.

Weed Strains Named After People You’ve Smoked With

If you don’t know which person that is then it’s probably YOU. 

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Stoner Countdown

Beyonce.  Weed.  Yep I think we’re all set for 4/20.