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Click to finish: Honest Shopping Mall Map

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Here’s a Map That Shows What Every American State is the Worst At
The United Sucks of America 

Here’s a Map That Shows What Every American State is the Worst At

The United Sucks of America 

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9 Illuminating and Oddly Revealing Pop Culture Maps

Heavy Metal Band Density (per 100,000 people)
USA population, in units of Canadas
Countries where Netflix is offered
The Most Popular TV Show Set in in Every State
Pronunciation of ‘Caramel’
Favorite Beers by State 

and MORE!

9 Illuminating and Oddly Revealing Pop Culture Maps

Heavy Metal Band Density (per 100,000 people)

USA population, in units of Canadas

Countries where Netflix is offered

The Most Popular TV Show Set in in Every State

Pronunciation of ‘Caramel’

Favorite Beers by State 

and MORE!

Accurate National Park Maps

Halloween Google Maps Through Life

Here’s the Adult route

Google Maps Music Video

Sometimes life needs directions.

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Honest Music Festival Map [Click for encore]

Expertly navigating a music festival can be a difficult task if you’re not well-equipped. Luckily for you, we’ve pieced together a handy little guide of everything you’ll encounter.

Mouseover map to reveal the reality of music festivals

Honest Music Festival Map [Mouseover map on CollegeHumor to reveal the reality of music festivals]
Expertly navigating a music festival can be a difficult task if you’re not well-equipped. Luckily for you, we’ve pieced together a handy little guide of everything you’ll encounter.

Honest Music Festival Map [Mouseover map on CollegeHumor to reveal the reality of music festivals]

Expertly navigating a music festival can be a difficult task if you’re not well-equipped. Luckily for you, we’ve pieced together a handy little guide of everything you’ll encounter.

Understanding Game of Thrones as an American 
Kings Landing = Washington, DC
It’s the capitol, it’s full of corrupt people vying for titles, and it’s built on the backs of the poor. Everyone is vying for the Iron Throne and it’s hard to figure out who to root for.

Winterfell = Boston, MA
Beautiful in the summer and uninhabitable in the winter. The inhabitants incorrectly think their city is the center of the empire. It is, however, the only real city in its region. (Providence? Really?) The people there are honorable and resilient, and spend much of their time watching sports. Not many black people.

The King’s Road = I-95
A highly trafficked route from Winterfell to King’s Landing, the road is littered with inns and merchants. There are also many bandits who live alongside it in dangerous places like New Haven, Newark, and Baltimore.

Beyond the Wall = Canada
It’s cold, it’s vast, and it’s terrifying. But the wildlings are a good people once you get to know them. Also it’s governed by a monarch far away who doesn’t actually hold any real power in the people’s minds.

Castle Black = Canadian Border Crossing
This is all that separates us from the unknown terror of the great white north. Also it’s manned by a bunch of humorless guys that don’t get laid.

The Iron Islands = Pittsburgh, PA
Cold, wet, gray, and nicknamed for metal, this is a place that was once prominent but is now full of working class people and pirates. And the pirates have been horrible for many years.

Casterly Rock = New York City
The regional capital (and the financial center of the Empire), it used to be ruled by a different group – until they were tricked into trusting a foreigner. Now it’s ruled by rich people who think they’re better parents than they are.

Lannisport = Greenwich, CT
Situated close to the main city, but far enough away that the citizens don’t need to be bothered. Also, it’s full of money and incest.

Harrenhal = Chicago, IL
It’s rich, and it’s on the way to most things. But the governing of it seems to be cursed as no one can rule it for long. And it burnt down once.

Valyria = Detroit, MI
Due to its fearsome beasts with great abilities to travel, this was once the center of the world and a shining jewel of civilization. But then a cataclysmic event rendered it a smoldering ruin of its former glory. The only thing that endures is a bit of their ancient music. And the secrets of manufacturing things there have long been forgotten.

Dorn = Napa Valley, CA
Remote area known for women, wine, and boringness.
Keep reading.

Understanding Game of Thrones as an American 

Kings Landing = Washington, DC

It’s the capitol, it’s full of corrupt people vying for titles, and it’s built on the backs of the poor. Everyone is vying for the Iron Throne and it’s hard to figure out who to root for.

Winterfell = Boston, MA

Beautiful in the summer and uninhabitable in the winter. The inhabitants incorrectly think their city is the center of the empire. It is, however, the only real city in its region. (Providence? Really?) The people there are honorable and resilient, and spend much of their time watching sports. Not many black people.

The King’s Road = I-95

A highly trafficked route from Winterfell to King’s Landing, the road is littered with inns and merchants. There are also many bandits who live alongside it in dangerous places like New Haven, Newark, and Baltimore.

Beyond the Wall = Canada

It’s cold, it’s vast, and it’s terrifying. But the wildlings are a good people once you get to know them. Also it’s governed by a monarch far away who doesn’t actually hold any real power in the people’s minds.

Castle Black = Canadian Border Crossing

This is all that separates us from the unknown terror of the great white north. Also it’s manned by a bunch of humorless guys that don’t get laid.

The Iron Islands = Pittsburgh, PA

Cold, wet, gray, and nicknamed for metal, this is a place that was once prominent but is now full of working class people and pirates. And the pirates have been horrible for many years.

Casterly Rock = New York City

The regional capital (and the financial center of the Empire), it used to be ruled by a different group – until they were tricked into trusting a foreigner. Now it’s ruled by rich people who think they’re better parents than they are.

Lannisport = Greenwich, CT

Situated close to the main city, but far enough away that the citizens don’t need to be bothered. Also, it’s full of money and incest.

Harrenhal = Chicago, IL

It’s rich, and it’s on the way to most things. But the governing of it seems to be cursed as no one can rule it for long. And it burnt down once.

Valyria = Detroit, MI

Due to its fearsome beasts with great abilities to travel, this was once the center of the world and a shining jewel of civilization. But then a cataclysmic event rendered it a smoldering ruin of its former glory. The only thing that endures is a bit of their ancient music. And the secrets of manufacturing things there have long been forgotten.

Dorn = Napa Valley, CA

Remote area known for women, wine, and boringness.

Keep reading.

(Source: College Humor)

5 Modern Problems Even Superman Can’t Defeat [Click for all]
Will Yahoo! save the day?

5 Modern Problems Even Superman Can’t Defeat [Click for all]

Will Yahoo! save the day?

Google Maps Found Bloody Dick Road
And then you’ll take a left onto Bloody Di-(cough) road.

Google Maps Found Bloody Dick Road

And then you’ll take a left onto Bloody Di-(cough) road.

(Source: reddit.com)

This Google Street View Hyperlapse is Amazing

Who wants to go on a road trip with us? 

You can also create your own here

(Source: vimeo.com)

Subway Map of Your Brain
Stand clear of the closing synapses. 

Subway Map of Your Brain

Stand clear of the closing synapses. 

Google Maps Gets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Yo homes, smell ya later.

Google Maps Gets Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Yo homes, smell ya later.

(Source: reddit.com)

13 Surprising Facts about Our Porn Searches [Click for full post]
PornMD has built an interactive map showing the top 10 porn search terms by geographic region. It’s an interesting look at what unites and divides the people of the world, when it comes to watching the people of the world have sex. Below you’ll find the map itself, as well as the 13 most interesting things we found while poking around.
Indian porn is popular in India, Nigeria, and New Jersey. New Jersey is the only state in which “Indian” cracks the top 10.
 Kentucky is the only state to specify that they want their porn free. Kentuckians are either great at getting a bargain or unaware that most porn online is free.
Both California and Hawaii have “asian” as their top search, but Californians seem more interested in Koreans, while Hawaii searches more for “Japanese.” This rivalry continues on the world stage where China’s top search is “Japanese,” but Cambodia’s is “korean sex (gay).”
"College" appears in every state’s top ten searches except Wyoming, who seems to be undervaluing the American education system.
The fourth most popular search term in Peru is “just bieber (gay).” This is also the fourth most popular YouTube comment in America.
A search for “Native American” does appear, but in Iceland for some reason. 
In Romania, “mom and son” is so popular it appears in both the first and fifth position. Continue

13 Surprising Facts about Our Porn Searches [Click for full post]

PornMD has built an interactive map showing the top 10 porn search terms by geographic region. It’s an interesting look at what unites and divides the people of the world, when it comes to watching the people of the world have sex. Below you’ll find the map itself, as well as the 13 most interesting things we found while poking around.

  1. Indian porn is popular in India, Nigeria, and New Jersey. New Jersey is the only state in which “Indian” cracks the top 10.
  2.  Kentucky is the only state to specify that they want their porn free. Kentuckians are either great at getting a bargain or unaware that most porn online is free.
  3. Both California and Hawaii have “asian” as their top search, but Californians seem more interested in Koreans, while Hawaii searches more for “Japanese.” This rivalry continues on the world stage where China’s top search is “Japanese,” but Cambodia’s is “korean sex (gay).”
  4. "College" appears in every state’s top ten searches except Wyoming, who seems to be undervaluing the American education system.
  5. The fourth most popular search term in Peru is “just bieber (gay).” This is also the fourth most popular YouTube comment in America.
  6. A search for “Native American” does appear, but in Iceland for some reason. 
  7. In Romania, “mom and son” is so popular it appears in both the first and fifth position. Continue