The United Sucks of America
The United Sucks of America
Heavy Metal Band Density (per 100,000 people)
USA population, in units of Canadas
Countries where Netflix is offered
The Most Popular TV Show Set in in Every State
Pronunciation of ‘Caramel’
Favorite Beers by State
Honest Music Festival Map [Click for encore]
Expertly navigating a music festival can be a difficult task if you’re not well-equipped. Luckily for you, we’ve pieced together a handy little guide of everything you’ll encounter.
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Honest Music Festival Map [Mouseover map on CollegeHumor to reveal the reality of music festivals]
It’s the capitol, it’s full of corrupt people vying for titles, and it’s built on the backs of the poor. Everyone is vying for the Iron Throne and it’s hard to figure out who to root for.
Beautiful in the summer and uninhabitable in the winter. The inhabitants incorrectly think their city is the center of the empire. It is, however, the only real city in its region. (Providence? Really?) The people there are honorable and resilient, and spend much of their time watching sports. Not many black people.
A highly trafficked route from Winterfell to King’s Landing, the road is littered with inns and merchants. There are also many bandits who live alongside it in dangerous places like New Haven, Newark, and Baltimore.
It’s cold, it’s vast, and it’s terrifying. But the wildlings are a good people once you get to know them. Also it’s governed by a monarch far away who doesn’t actually hold any real power in the people’s minds.
This is all that separates us from the unknown terror of the great white north. Also it’s manned by a bunch of humorless guys that don’t get laid.
Cold, wet, gray, and nicknamed for metal, this is a place that was once prominent but is now full of working class people and pirates. And the pirates have been horrible for many years.
The regional capital (and the financial center of the Empire), it used to be ruled by a different group – until they were tricked into trusting a foreigner. Now it’s ruled by rich people who think they’re better parents than they are.
Situated close to the main city, but far enough away that the citizens don’t need to be bothered. Also, it’s full of money and incest.
It’s rich, and it’s on the way to most things. But the governing of it seems to be cursed as no one can rule it for long. And it burnt down once.
Due to its fearsome beasts with great abilities to travel, this was once the center of the world and a shining jewel of civilization. But then a cataclysmic event rendered it a smoldering ruin of its former glory. The only thing that endures is a bit of their ancient music. And the secrets of manufacturing things there have long been forgotten.
Remote area known for women, wine, and boringness.
(Source: College Humor)
5 Modern Problems Even Superman Can’t Defeat [Click for all]
Will Yahoo! save the day?
And then you’ll take a left onto Bloody Di-(cough) road.
Who wants to go on a road trip with us?
You can also create your own here.
Stand clear of the closing synapses.
13 Surprising Facts about Our Porn Searches [Click for full post]
PornMD has built an interactive map showing the top 10 porn search terms by geographic region. It’s an interesting look at what unites and divides the people of the world, when it comes to watching the people of the world have sex. Below you’ll find the map itself, as well as the 13 most interesting things we found while poking around.
Hardly Working: Fraggle Rock [Click for sketch]
Dan gets some horrible news from down at Fraggle Rock [clap clap].