“My girlfriend is amazing. She’s a tiny blonde who was a gymnast for 12 years. The only problem is we’re doing the long distance thing. At school I started playing a lot of Magic and managed to keep it hidden from her for 4 or 5 months because I thought it was way too nerdy for her to know. She found out and asked me to teach her how to play a few times and when I asked her why she wanted to learn she said “Because I don’t want you to think Im not cool.” BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER!”
His miracles are amazing… from certain angles.
He’s been growing it for almost 25 years.
Also known as The Hobbit: An Unexpected David Blaine Wannabe.
Middle Earth has its own David Blaine. Unfortunately.
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I don’t care how magical it is, his neck must be killing him.
72 hours of standing in electricity? BIG EFFIN’ DEAL.
The camera adds ten pounds of perceptiveness.
“How lazy are the magicians in Harry Potter.You already have magic do you really need elf slaves too?”
Nothing like a broomstick to the balls.