![Ideas For The Next “Feminist Taylor Swift” [Click for more]
You know, her.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea393b9e2882cc8feebb34964249093f/tumblr_molsiq5Dod1qasthro2_r1_500.jpg)
Can you match the lame lyric to the artist?
1) “I’m 5’5” but I can six nine”
2) “Mix that Goose with Malibu I call it ‘Malibooyah’”
3) “Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge”
4) “I be tossin’, enforcin’, my style is awesome / I’m causin more Family Feud’s than Richard Dawson”
5) ”Hey, this is my jam”
6) ”I giggle outside the booth; ain’t no joke inside”
7) ”I’m the definition of: half man, half drugs”
8) ”I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP”
9) ”I love you like a fat kid love cake”
10) ”Hilton / Hilton / Bitch, I’m Paris Hilton (4x)”
Ultimate Johnny Galecki Fan Video (Daft Punk “Get Lucky” Misheard Lyrics)
Harder better faster daft-er.
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Screencap - I don’t think that’s how the Ke$ha version goes.
The hard-on part doesn’t come till later.
All Of 2012’s Extraneous Lyrics
Especially that Carly Rae Jepsen earworm, “Perchance We’ll Engage In Telephonic Discourse”.
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Inappropriate Songs Weddingified
You’re going to love them. Well, at least that’s what you’ll tell everyone.
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Needlework Includes DMX Lyrics
Y’all gonna make me do crochet up in here, up in here.
(Source: reddit.com)
I’ve heard of words, but connected words? That’s crazy. Oh.
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LEAKED: Justin Bieber’s “I Never Had Sex with You” Single
This past Tuesday, Justin Bieber told reporters that one of the new songs on his upcoming album, “Believe,” touched upon the false paternity accusation made by super fan Mariah Yeater. Yesterday we got our hands on a leaked draft of the song.
(Source: College Humor)
LEAKED: Justin Bieber’s “I Never Had Sex with You” Single
This past Tuesday, Justin Bieber told reporters that one of the new songs on his upcoming album, “Believe,” touched upon the false paternity accusation made by super fan Mariah Yeater. Yesterday we got our hands on a leaked draft of the song.
(Source: College Humor)
Honest Facebook Thread
So true, your Aunt Linda couldn’t help but like, comment, use the share feature, and thank you for posting.
(Source: College Humor)
Single Serve Tumblr: “Watch The Cradle”
Jay Z lyrics and Babies. Our new favorite tumblr. Thanks Alex!
