The Brutal Truth

Dates are boring, people are boring, no one can truly know anyone else, everything we do is an endless journey to mash our genitals into as many things as possible before the sweet release of death. Also OkCupid is lame.

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Lies My Mother Told Me

The worst one was that the camera wasn’t rolling.

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Armadillo Lying in the Street Drinking Beer

The first sign of summer is drunk armadillos.

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