5 Star Wars Status Updates

Does meesa have to accept Jar Jar Binks friend request?

Star Wars in 1 Minute

The Empire Strikes Fast.

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Deleted Scenes from Star Wars That Explain A Lot

Darth Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off. 
Luke: But you’ll die.
Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Besides, Disney will probably bring me back anyway.
Luke: I thought that this was Disney. 
Darth Vader: Nope. 
Luke: But the Ewoks…
Darth Vader: I know. 

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Darth Vader: My master, this has been a very successful month. I captured Captain Solo, I lightsabered young Skywalker’s arm off, and Princess Leia is becoming defined solely by the men in her life.
The Emperor: You have done well, Lord Vader. 
Darth Vader: And we accomplished it with only Star Destroyers. See, they’re more maneuverable and they don’t have any thermal exhaust ports, so maybe we don’t need a new Death Star to—
The Emperor: No, we’re definitely building another one. And this time, let’s both be on board before it’s fully completed. 

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Yoda Trains Luke, Disney-Style

Yoda has a beautiful opera voice.

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Luke Skywalker Gets Baptized

Darth Vader is more like a Joseph figure.

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Luke Skywalker is Stuck in Your Freezer

No, that’s a tater tot, not a ton-ton.

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Star Wars 30 Rock Opening

May the Fey be with you.

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