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Is it a game or a dating app? You decide.

If Orgies Were Like Relationships

It’s hard to settle down with just 7 people for the rest of your lives. 

Rough Love: Fire Alarms and Fat Bastard

Just after my girlfriend and I had some really hot sex, the fire alarm in her apartment building began screeching. That night we learned how fast the two of us could get dressed. Well…mostly dressed. I’m sure nobody noticed right? - Anonymous

I was having sex with this guy on his bedroom floor and got my period and it stained the carpet. I was too embarrassed to own up to it, so I convinced him that there must be something wrong with him because he came blood. He then spent the rest of the month freaking out because he thought his dick was broken. Little did he know, it was just my lady business. Sorry, not sorry. - averageandboring

Girls, an (useful) advice from a girl who’s boyfriend is a nerd: Give him a blowjob when he’s gaming! Seriously, the look on his face is priceless and he’ll be thankful. I promise! ;) - Riiwii

My girlfriend and I were about about to have sex when she said “Get in my belly”, I asked what said not quite believing what I had heard and she repeated “Get in my belly”. Needless to say it’s hard to be turned on when your girlfriend is impersonating Fat Bastard. - Anonymous

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Rough Love: Does it still count as sex if the guy can’t get it up? [Click for more]

One out of three guys I’ve slept with couldn’t get it up. I wonder if it still counts as sleeping with them and whether I’m considered a slut, or maybe I’m just too hot and they were extremely nervous…. - Anonymous

Before me and my ex ever slept together (actual sleeping in a bed) she would spend forever in the bathroom. When I asked her one time why this was she left the room and came back with a note that said “I have bad gas at night”…She did! - Anonymous

One night I was over at my boyfriend’s house (now my ex). We were making out and it was getting pretty intense. At almost the exact moment our hands got into each other’s pants his dad opened the bedroom door we forgot to lock and said, “You guys coming down for dinner? Or have you already eaten?” - Anonymous

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Rough Love: Slow Dancing, Roosters, and Pokeballs [Click for more]

Rough Love is back by popular demand! It’s the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.

My dad is cheating on my stepmother with my mother. Both think he’s going to leave one for the other. I want to hit him. - Rose

This girl I’m seeing now is a huge nerd just like me. She took a plain white bra and drew on the cups to make them look like Pokeballs. Knowing she had this on one day I said, “I see you have two hidden items under your shirt.” We both couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes. - Anonymous

I was once at a dance with a boyfriend of mine. We were slow dancing and he was singing the song to me. Not only did his voice sound like a distressed cat, but he proceeded to ask me, in the middle of the song, if i could “feel his excitement”. I didn’t know slow dancing could make a guy horny. - Anonymous

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Subway Map of Your Brain

Stand clear of the closing synapses. 

Underwear That’ll Kickstart That Divorce

Divorce comes in three great colors!

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Rough Love: We’re Back! - Welcome back to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories. If you think you can top this batch of rough loving, you can submit your story at the bottom of the article.

My ex-boyfriend decided to call me after months of us not talking to one another. He told me how much he missed me and how we should get back together. After about 20 minutes of this he tells me he got some girl pregnant. “But we could make it work.” Asshole.
-Anonymous

My boyfriend dared me to hack his email account, so I tried to retreive his password using his secret question. Which he forgot was “what bitch won’t put out?” and is mad at me for guessing right… My own name.
-Anonymous

I once accidentally burped in my gf’s mouth while making out.
-Anonymous 

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