Anonymous Admirer: Funky Chicken

It’s not a conventional sort of love, but it’s one I can understand.

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6 New Google Products More Exciting than Glass

Google will solve all our problems. Even the ones we didn’t know existed. 

Work Sucks: Holiday AND Compensation

I worked at a store for a few months, nothing out of the blue. As time went on tasks became more and more weirder. It used to ‘Get stock’….’Thanks’ then it was ‘could you count the trolleys please? cheers’ then I had to check a fuse, guess how that went. Soon time went on and I noticed they pay wasn’t matching the agreed contract. 4.98 was meant to be my pay but I got 3.69. So I complained and they said it went well according to them, but I knew something was up. So I left and started bugging the company. Turned out it was the company’s fault, wrong contract. So now im stuck with NOT getting the pay that I thought id be getting but now they owe me holiday pay AND compensation. Now they know how it feels to get fucked over. – - Connor H

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Girl Takes Calculator to Prom: A Love Story

It’s the classic story. Calculator finds girl, calculator loses girl, girl finds calculator, calculator forgets girl, calculator remembers girl, girl bring calculator to prom. You need to see how this magical night ends. 

I Married Her For Her Port-a-Potty Farts [Click for full post]

My wife has farts that make a state fair porta-potty smell good. This has become a nightly occurrence - Anonymous

So I was over my boyfriend’s house last night, and we started messing around a little. I got on top of him and started riding him, when all of a sudden he burst out laughing. I asked what he was laughing at and all he could get out was “Reach for the stars!” After about 10 minutes of hysterical laughter, he finally explained that somehow his mind had connected the cowgirl position with Woody from Toy Story, and “reaching for the stars” was him ejaculating. What have I gotten myself into?- naturegir

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New iPhones are Like New Girlfriends

We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.

Depressed Ogre Nightmare Girl Is the New Manic Pixie Dream Girl

She wasn’t the cliche he was expecting.

Finish the beautiful love story.

8 Animal-Based Sex Positions Other Than Doggy Style [Click for more]

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Rough Love: Nothing Sexier Than Popping Zits [Click for full column]

Welcome to Rough Love, the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.

I love to pop my boyfriend’s body zits to the point that if he pops one himself I get upset…I should also mention that we both love to watch zits and cysts being popped on Youtube.
- Anonymous

My boyfriend took his laundry down to the basement while I stayed in his room. He came back in, crawling slowly, with his collaspable hamper folded onto his back, going “I am a turtle”.
- Anonymous

My ex-girlfriend asked permission if she could go out with some other guy. She said that she had promised this guy a date way before we were together. That’s not the worst part …. I gave her permission!
- Anonymous

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8 Upgrades Tinder Needs to Make Now [Click for some catfishing]

Is it a game or a dating app? You decide.

If Orgies Were Like Relationships

It’s hard to settle down with just 7 people for the rest of your lives. 

Rough Love: Fire Alarms and Fat Bastard

Just after my girlfriend and I had some really hot sex, the fire alarm in her apartment building began screeching. That night we learned how fast the two of us could get dressed. Well…mostly dressed. I’m sure nobody noticed right? - Anonymous

I was having sex with this guy on his bedroom floor and got my period and it stained the carpet. I was too embarrassed to own up to it, so I convinced him that there must be something wrong with him because he came blood. He then spent the rest of the month freaking out because he thought his dick was broken. Little did he know, it was just my lady business. Sorry, not sorry. - averageandboring

Girls, an (useful) advice from a girl who’s boyfriend is a nerd: Give him a blowjob when he’s gaming! Seriously, the look on his face is priceless and he’ll be thankful. I promise! ;) - Riiwii

My girlfriend and I were about about to have sex when she said “Get in my belly”, I asked what said not quite believing what I had heard and she repeated “Get in my belly”. Needless to say it’s hard to be turned on when your girlfriend is impersonating Fat Bastard. - Anonymous

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Rough Love: Does it still count as sex if the guy can’t get it up? [Click for more]

One out of three guys I’ve slept with couldn’t get it up. I wonder if it still counts as sleeping with them and whether I’m considered a slut, or maybe I’m just too hot and they were extremely nervous…. - Anonymous

Before me and my ex ever slept together (actual sleeping in a bed) she would spend forever in the bathroom. When I asked her one time why this was she left the room and came back with a note that said “I have bad gas at night”…She did! - Anonymous

One night I was over at my boyfriend’s house (now my ex). We were making out and it was getting pretty intense. At almost the exact moment our hands got into each other’s pants his dad opened the bedroom door we forgot to lock and said, “You guys coming down for dinner? Or have you already eaten?” - Anonymous

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Rough Love: Slow Dancing, Roosters, and Pokeballs [Click for more]

Rough Love is back by popular demand! It’s the column where we share your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories.

My dad is cheating on my stepmother with my mother. Both think he’s going to leave one for the other. I want to hit him. - Rose

This girl I’m seeing now is a huge nerd just like me. She took a plain white bra and drew on the cups to make them look like Pokeballs. Knowing she had this on one day I said, “I see you have two hidden items under your shirt.” We both couldn’t stop laughing for 20 minutes. - Anonymous

I was once at a dance with a boyfriend of mine. We were slow dancing and he was singing the song to me. Not only did his voice sound like a distressed cat, but he proceeded to ask me, in the middle of the song, if i could “feel his excitement”. I didn’t know slow dancing could make a guy horny. - Anonymous

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Subway Map of Your Brain

Stand clear of the closing synapses.